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Total Members Voted: 18

[Andres]

"Ways I see it, we'z got a gud fight on us! If we'z can get sum uvver boyz from sum uvver bosses fighting wiv us, we'z gonna have an even better time!"

+1

+1

I feel kinda bad about that knight. I mean, killing random militia is alright but this is just sad.

[Xantalos]

"Ways I see it, we'z got a gud fight on us! If we'z can get sum uvver boyz from sum uvver bosses fighting wiv us, we'z gonna have an even better time!"

+1

+1

I feel kinda bad about that knight. I mean, killing random militia is alright but this is just sad.

Eh, what do we care about some humie's family? Ideally we'll be throwing billions of them into our war machine in the future, after all.

[Xvareon]

"The death of one person is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic."~ Joseph Stalin

Ah, the wonders of video games. All the violence and nuclear war you could ever dream of, and none of the consequences. Heck, your gun never even jams. Or has to be cleaned.

Still, a 'Sad' tag just doesn't fit properly on a story about our favorite big green scamps... So I doubt the author will run with it very far. Thankfully/hopefully. If it makes you feel any better, guys, just think of what that Inquisitor might have done to force compliance of the populace of that village, or just to make a point. We might be seeing more of him later, anyway. Focus on the bad guy.

Now... Back to our regularly scheduled orky programming! "Come 'ere, yew grots! Get on th' buildin's and watch for da hosses 'n all da humies with dem shiny red bits! We's gonna have ourselves a WAAAGH!! out 'ere for sure once da boyz hear 'bout dis!"

[Andres]

My sadness is from an OOC perspective. Still, pretty good writing IMO. I didn't care about the dude at all but with four words and a picture I suddenly get all the feels for him. If it wasn't for how much fun this game is already, I'd almost suggest making an SG where we play as the guy and get revenge.

[Cheesecake]

You tell the boss what's on your mind. (2)(+1 Meana')(-1 Size)



He doesn't take too kindly to it and punches your teef in.



Later as the moon begins to fall, the marching of the 'umies is apparent. A swell of bloodlust and rage bottles up inside you. The warboss put you in charge of protecting the gate. From the outside. With only your grots and Gitsmasha. The rest of your boyz left after the warboss killed one of them. Gitsmasha was loyal enough to stay.

The 'umies finally appear from the bottom of the hillock. They begin firing their weapons at you. It's like an arrow, except quicker. And burnier.

(5)(-1 Downhill)-(4)(+1 Uphill) Their las-shots don't hit any of you, thankfully. Though it was awfully close.



(1)(+1 Uphill)-(1)(-1 Downhill) An incredibly poor shot from Gitsmasha (and that's saying something) - is actually countered by incredibly poor dodging from the 'umie. His spear goes right through the 'umie. There are around ten to fifteen (you can't count) 'umies left. (2)(+1 Uphill)-(3)(-1 Downhill) More spears fly and impale more 'umies! WAAAGH!

[Andres]

Wow. I mean, I knew Imperial Guard are just cannon fodder but....wow.

Get one of the grots to bring us some of those guns. Test it by throwing one of the grots above the humans and shooting it. The resulting gore should mess up the IG's aim or freak them out or something. Worst case scenario is they shoot the grot before it gets there, which is still good because it means they're not shooting us.

EDIT: I see we got a +1 there for being Meana', but what about our Kustom Rozariuz (which I believe should be spelt with an 's' at the end)?

EDIT2: Might be time to change the subtitle too, both because there've been updates since and because the images were upgraded.

[Xantalos]

"Boss don't make no sense. If e'z da biggest and strongest, why don't e come out here and krump dem humies? Nuffin much else ta fight."

"Oi, you grotz! Go grab me and Gitsmasha sum of dem ... dem ... dem shooty fings offa dem dead humies."

+1 to sending grots to go retrieve some of the Guardsmen's las rifles for us.

[Andres]

If we're lucky, one of the guardsmen will just barely be alive, meaning we can squeeze him until he tells us what the lasrifles are called.

[GiglameshDespair]

They're called Shootas.

[Ardent Debater]

If we're lucky, one of the guardsmen will just barely be alive, meaning we can squeeze him until he tells us what the lasrifles are called.

Or add him to the runtherd. We are Orks after all.

[Cheesecake]

Get one of the grots to bring us some of those guns. Test it by throwing one of the grots above the humans and shooting it. The resulting gore should mess up the IG's aim or freak them out or something. Worst case scenario is they shoot the grot before it gets there, which is still good because it means they're not shooting us.

(2)(+1 Meana')(+1 Runtherd)(+1 Rozaryuz) Without even giving a verbal command, the grots know what to do. (4)(+1 Small)-(4) Some grots get blasted apart by las-fire, but a grot remains and gives you one of them, um, them...





(6)(+1 Runtherd) You expertly throw the grot over the 'umies. Unfortunately you don't have time for target practice since you threw it too fast. (5) Fortunately for the Guardsmen, they get away just in time as the screaming grot explodes into viscera.





(4)-(2) They threw something back! It's like a grot, but smaller, and beeping, and made of metal. Wot is it? (3) Six orks have their body parts mixed up with one another.

[FallacyofUrist]

Daflact it! It's a blowa-up!

[Twinwolf]

Throw back da tiny beepy grot! Weez the only ones allowed to throw grots!

[~Neri]

Throw back da tiny beepy grot! Weez the only ones allowed to throw grots!

+1.

[Cheesecake]

No, no, they already threw it and it already blew up. I just didn't draw the explosion...