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Total Members Voted: 18

[Xvareon]

...Retreat! (We can come back later. Right now the humans have too much dakka and we got the loot we were after.) Should try looking for a sneaky boy to go trail those well-armed humans to their camp.

I konkurr. Boyz, take all th' shiny bits 'n let's go! GROTS! HAUL DIS STUFF OUTTA HERE! 'N COV'AH ME--
BLEEO-FLASHHH
Gork be Morked! Da red ones DO go fasta!

[Cheesecake]

Guess wot da boyz looted?



The old 18*18 is now 36*36!

[Andres]

Hellz to the yes! Cheesecake, you're awesome!

[Digital Hellhound]

I didn't think Orks could loot betta' grafiks like dat. Looks good, but I wonder: if we paint the sprites red, will they gain a speed bonus?

[FallacyofUrist]

Red=blood. Dead orks. 

[GiglameshDespair]

The orks have a firm belief in the meaning of colours, and as a result, it has a genuine effect on how things go. For orks, red things do go faster.

Green is orkiest.
Blue is luckiest.
Red things go fasta.
Black is 'ardness. The Goffs are well 'ard, which is why they use the colour a lot.
Yellow is associated with wealth, and thus firepower. 's why Flash Gitz and the Bad Moonz wear a lot of yellow.

[Ardent Debater]

The orks have a firm belief in the meaning of colours, and as a result, it has a genuine effect on how things go. For orks, red things do go faster.

Green is orkiest.
Blue is luckiest.
Red things go fasta.
Black is 'ardness. The Goffs are well 'ard, which is why they use the colour a lot.
Yellow is associated with wealth, and thus firepower. 's why Flash Gitz and the Bad Moonz wear a lot of yellow.

+1, Let's Retreat back to camp and Warn the rest of the tribe about the 'Umies with Lazers, After all, Lazer Guns<Stone Age Junk.

[Tomcost]

I understand only half of the Orkspeech, yet I find this awesome. PTW.

[Xantalos]

The orks have a firm belief in the meaning of colours, and as a result, it has a genuine effect on how things go. For orks, red things do go faster.

Green is orkiest.
Blue is luckiest.
Red things go fasta.
Black is 'ardness. The Goffs are well 'ard, which is why they use the colour a lot.
Yellow is associated with wealth, and thus firepower. 's why Flash Gitz and the Bad Moonz wear a lot of yellow.

+1, Let's Retreat back to camp and Warn the rest of the tribe about the 'Umies with Lazers, After all, Lazer Guns<Stone Age Junk.

Well, by warn, you mean 'let's go fight these guys, they have shiny weapons'. Orks don't really feel fear.

[Cheesecake]

...Retreat! (We can come back later. Right now the humans have too much dakka and we got the loot we were after.) Should try looking for a sneaky boy to go trail those well-armed humans to their camp.

(6) You run away from the las shots, easily dodging them. By dodging, I mean shoving smaller boyz in the way of fire to protect you. (2) Most of your boyz aren't so lucky. Out of all that came with you, only four survived, including Gitsmasha. (6) The grots easily escape through the fire, but in their panic it seems they activated one of the 'umie devices. Beep, beep, beep boom! Pop goes the grot. Most of the other grots escape with your loot, though. But that boom-y thing would have been nice.



wot? wot bomb?



The village goes up in even more flames causing even more death and destruction. The keep in particular has it bad. You see the knight ignore all the attackers and race for the castle, screaming some 'umie names or woteva.



Meanwhile, as you return to the village:



The boss isn't happy you brought 'umies to da tribe.

[Xantalos]

"Ways I see it, we'z got a gud fight on us! If we'z can get sum uvver boyz from sum uvver bosses fighting wiv us, we'z gonna have an even better time!"

[Xardalas]

"Ways I see it, we'z got a gud fight on us! If we'z can get sum uvver boyz from sum uvver bosses fighting wiv us, we'z gonna have an even better time!"

+1

[Yourmaster]

"Ways I see it, we'z got a gud fight on us! If we'z can get sum uvver boyz from sum uvver bosses fighting wiv us, we'z gonna have an even better time!"

+1

[Aklyon]

"Ways I see it, we'z got a gud fight on us! If we'z can get sum uvver boyz from sum uvver bosses fighting wiv us, we'z gonna have an even better time!"

+1

Also shout tauntingly at the 'umies as they get close enough.

[Xantalos]

That's just to convince the boss to go start conquering our weaker neighbours if we have any - we need to start building up that orkish momentum after all. More importantly, we gotta involve ourselves in as much combat as possible in order to buff ourselves up enough that we can hank our boss and become the boss. Then we can become Warboss, and maybe a Warlord eventually if we can get off planet.