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Blood Axes

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[Cheesecake]

Spoiler: Old OP (click to show/hide)

"We've got annuva wun!" an ork boy shouts as he throws his spear into a 'umie. "Les take 'iz shiny bitz."

You and a tribe of feral orks have grown on this planet. Three decades after a past WAAAGH! the spores of the more advanced ork warband were left behind and seeded this planet, allowing an ecosystem of orks to grow. You are a relatively new ork boy, still small and weak compared to the other boyz in the tribe. Your goal is to get bigga' and stronga' than any of the nobs and warbosses on the planet. Maybe one day even starting your own WAAAGH!

First, character creation:

Name:

Oddboy:
-No
-Weirdboy (Active psyker, but chance to kill yourself every time you cast a spell.)
-Mekboy (Although you are still a Feral Ork, you've gotten a name for inventing more effective spears and traps.)
-Painboy (You are the doctor of the tribe, though by doctor's standards it's more smashing than therapeutic treatment.)
-Runtherd (You actually have the patience needed to take care of the gretchin and snotlings in the tribe. Usually with whips. And beatings. They tend to follow you everywhere and do as you say most of the time. The other times you feed them to the squigs.)

What makes ya special-er than the other boyz:
-Stronga' (You naturally grow bigger and stronger than others.)
-Meana' (You are naturally intimidating and karizmatik.)
-Tougha' (You've actually been decapitated already. The painboy sewed you up real good though.)
-Sneekya' (Wot'z wrong wit ya, git? Hiding and ambushing prey? Damn oddboy.)

Finally, what planet is this:
-Feral World (Surrounded by 'umies at the same tech-level with you.)
-Agri World (Everyone's a farmer here, one way or another.)
-Feudal World (Dey all got shiny bitz and dem ridez a horse.)
-Forge World (Dem metal 'umies got a lot of metal here. A lot of shiny bitz. But a lot of dakka.)
-Imperial World (More or less a regular earth-like world, but ten times more bureaucracy and corruption.)
-Death World (Wot you mean stay awayz from da tree? Oi, stop pokin' me leg! Ow! Wot'z me gutz doin' all da way over dere?!)

Grogutz Runtstompa:
-Meana' (+1 to Intimidation and Karizma.)
-Runtherd (Own a whole mob of Snotlings and Gretchin. +1 to controlling and commanding them.)

Inventory:
-Kommisar Armor (+1 to defense rolls. +2 to Intimidation and Karizma.)
-Kustom Orky Shield (+1 to defense rolls. +1 to Intimidation. Enemies must roll a natural 6 or else be Feared. On a nat 1, they die of shock.)
-Kustom Shoota (+1 to attacks. Reroll 1s. High Value.)
-Kustom Rozaryuz (+1 to Intimidation and Karizma. Shields on 1s.)

Teef: 20

Size: Small Warboss

World (Unknown Name):
-Feudal

Warband:
-Bunch of Gits (You never bothered counting how many gretchin and snotlings you had. You have a lot though.)
-Gitsmasha
-Weirdboy in Skin
-Tribe
-3 Grotapults

Armory:
-Lots of Guns
-Some Tekk
-Some Bits (basically scrap)

Health: Healthy

[Twinwolf]

Name: Urist McBoss

Oddboy: Mekboy

Stronga'

Forge World

[Salsacookies]

Name: Urist McBoss

Oddboy: No

Tougha'

Death World

[GiglameshDespair]

Name: Grogutz Runtstompa
We'ze the Meanest, greenest Runtherder on dis entire rock. Dem humies wear their shiny metal gubbinz, but we ride squigs where dey ride 'orses, and squigs are meana. Feudal

[Andres]

Name: Grogutz Runtstompa
We'ze the Meanest, greenest Runtherder on dis entire rock. Dem humies wear their shiny metal gubbinz, but we ride squigs where dey ride 'orses, and squigs are meana. Feudal

+1

[Xardalas]

Name: Grogutz Runtstompa
We'ze the Meanest, greenest Runtherder on dis entire rock. Dem humies wear their shiny metal gubbinz, but we ride squigs where dey ride 'orses, and squigs are meana. Feudal

+1

+1

[Cheesecake]

"Oi, Grogutz! Is time we get back to da tribe!" your nob shouts.

You rip the spear from the knight's back, ripping apart his chainmail and cause blood to gush from the hole. You take his shiny bitz and toss them to a bunch of grotz. The little gitz unhappily have to lug the armor three times their weight all the way back to the tribe.

The tribe is situated in a gorge, well hidden from the 'umies. The nearest 'umie tribe is about half a day's jog, a huge, black-rock hut with flags and everything. Getting too close got you a few arrows in your chest one time. The boyz that went raiding with you today have already begun fighting. Some are eating squigs and drinking fungus beer. Your nob is counting all the shiny bitz you got from that retinue of knights. he hands you a handful of teef as payment.

What do you wanna do now, Grogutz Runtstompa?

[Andres]

Buy a club and beat an ork to death with it. Is this what orks do? I haven't read my lore on them.

[Twinwolf]

Train Gretchins and Snotlings to steal from other Orks without being caught.

[GiglameshDespair]

We need to be the flashiest git. Try to hammer 'umie armour into something more worth of Gork and Mork.

[Cheesecake]

Buy a club and beat an ork to death with it. Is this what orks do? I haven't read my lore on them.

Dat iz, in fact, da orky fing to do. (1) Trying to find a git to buy a club from is tough. Not only that, but someone took your teef!

Train Gretchins and Snotlings to steal from other Orks without being caught.

Gretchin and Snotlings are really good at doing that anyway. Oi, since when did that Snotling get a bag of teef?

We need to be the flashiest git. Try to hammer 'umie armour into something more worth of Gork and Mork.

(6) You made the flashiest armor in the whole tribe! Gork and Mork would be pleased, Grogutz. The armor is a thing of beauty: scraps layered on scraps, pointy bitz, flashy bitz, all da bitz. You gain the respect and envy of the whole tribe! (1) Unfortunately, the orks are green with jealousy. A group of nobs appear to take your flashy bitz away!

Three nobs, all bigger than you and armed with huge cleavers, call you out. "Oi, git! Ya think yer flashy? How 'bout we show ya around inside? Your inside."

[Andres]

Call our squigs to eat the nobs. We have squigs, right?

[Twinwolf]

Intimidate them with sheer meanness and Orkyness

[Yourmaster]

Get ar grots ta fight dem wile we evade! An' for Mork sake, Alf the gist on dis tred ain't evun spellin' roight!

[Twinwolf]

((We're smarter than all the other orks too! That wasn't an option, but I assume being a Runtherd would at least require enough intelligence to not shoot the things we're training, which is more than most orks.))