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Total Members Voted: 18

[Xardalas]

Wut?  We's gunna send dem grots in dere first, so dem humies'll be too busy tryin' ta krump dem to stops us, then we's gunna krump dem humies HARD.

+1

[GiglameshDespair]

Why not try to 'url the little gits ontop the wall to distract the defenders, and then we charge through and krump the 'umies?

[Andres]

Normally I would suggest that we use a grot as a shield but considering we're dual-wielding weapons that's not really possible. It's still possible to make a shield with one though...
Use our poky kustom kleava to stab a grot through then hold him up with it to use it as a shield.

[Twinwolf]

The above. Also, try to get some humies to off demselfs for fear of our meanness and scariness

[Andres]

The above. Also, try to get some humies to off demselfs for fear of our meanness and scariness

-1. If they do that then they won't be able to fight and that's no fun.

[Twinwolf]

But if they don't, we're more likely to die and then we won't be able to fight anymore.

[Xvareon]

Wut?  We's gunna send dem grots in dere first, so dem humies'll be too busy tryin' ta krump dem to stops us, then we's gunna krump dem humies HARD.

+1

+1

Normally I would suggest that we use a grot as a shield but considering we're dual-wielding weapons that's not really possible. It's still possible to make a shield with one though...
Use our poky kustom kleava to stab a grot through then hold him up with it to use it as a shield.

+1!!!!!!!!!!! ^^

[Cheesecake]

Normally I would suggest that we use a grot as a shield but considering we're dual-wielding weapons that's not really possible. It's still possible to make a shield with one though...
Use our poky kustom kleava to stab a grot through then hold him up with it to use it as a shield.

(Genius.)

(4) You stick your kustom kleava straight through a grot. Poky Kustom Kleava upgraded to Shielded Poky Kustom Kleava!

Wut?  We's gunna send dem grots in dere first, so dem humies'll be too busy tryin' ta krump dem to stops us, then we's gunna krump dem humies HARD.

You and your boyz begin throwing the grots over the wall. (6)(+ 1 Runtherd) The taktik is brilliant! The 'umies are caught completely off guard by both your stupidity and your lack of compassion! Nearly all of the garrison is either dead, fighting or running away. The militia captain is running away, it seems.

The garrison is scattered and the gates are open! You hear the thundering of hooves...

[Andres]

AHAHAHAHAHA!
It's funny because it's cavalry charging spears!
Send grots to get the militia captain (he's probably got the shiniest bits) and stab the cavalrymen with our spearorks (including us).

[Xvareon]

Git stuck in, boyz!! WAAAAAAGH!!

Edit: WAIT! STOP! Letz jam the gate full'a spearz, 'n get more grots on th' wall! YOU GROTS! START THROWIN' THEM HUMIE BITZ AT DA HOSSES!

[Andres]

Git stuck in, boyz!! WAAAAAAGH!!

Edit: WAIT! STOP! Letz jam the gate full'a spearz, 'n get more grots on th' wall! YOU GROTS! START THROWIN' THEM HUMIE BITZ AT DA HOSSES!

+1 to both.

[Cheesecake]

Git stuck in, boyz!! WAAAAAAGH!!

Edit: WAIT! STOP! Letz jam the gate full'a spearz, 'n get more grots on th' wall! YOU GROTS! START THROWIN' THEM HUMIE BITZ AT DA HOSSES!

Suddenly you face two horsed 'umies. One is a knight, they all look like one another. But the other one isn't a knight. You've never seen that I sign before.















Meanwhile...

[Xantalos]

Scare the horse, knocking the guy down onto the ground hopefully. Then charge and get stuck in with those humie gits in front of us.

Gud wurk, Gitsmasha! Now common, de'z humies ain't gonna fight demselves - dey isn't smart enough fer dat!

[Taricus]

...Retreat! (We can come back later. Right now the humans have too much dakka and we got the loot we were after.) Should try looking for a sneaky boy to go trail those well-armed humans to their camp.

[Andres]

...Retreat! (We can come back later. Right now the humans have too much dakka and we got the loot we were after.) Should try looking for a sneaky boy to go trail those well-armed humans to their camp.

+1 to both. It does indeed seem we got what we wanted out of this. Armour, weapons, corpses, killing of the things that became corpses, and burning. We'll have the grots and snotlings carry the weapons, armour, corpses, etc. back with us. The corpses in particular would make for a rather splendid feast when we get home.