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NO WE MUST RIDE LIKE A VALKYRIE AND LIFT THE SOUL OF THE GAME UNTO THE HEAVENS AND SCREAM, "THIS IS MINE, THIS IS HOW IT IS, MY PERFECTION IS ABSOLUTE, ALL WILL TREMBLE UPON THE THRONE OF LIES THAT HAS BEEN CONSTRUCTED FOR MY AMUSEMENT!"

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YES WE NEED MORE STUPID SHIT TO CLOG UP THE FORUMS!

15 (88.2%)

Total Members Voted: 15

[Shadestyle]

Well if the good version of us singlehandedly and directly caused the apocalypse, just imagine what an evil version of us could do!

[Mooply]

Tell Pix to actually do his job for once and do something about this guy.

Ugh, you gotta do everything around here... "Pix, get the coffee" "Pix, fix the ambulance, it's haunted with wraiths again" "Pix, there's a giant insta-death laser that's going to kill us both, please help."

Someday you're going to have some time to yourself to just sit atop Surly and relax. Not today you guess.

















CRITICAL HIT! The deathbeam does some serious damage to the DELTA COMPANY soldier!



Jeez... he got hit with a giant satellite death laser and it took a huge chunk out of his lower body. Not even any organs in there or anything, just bones and meat and a ribcage... that doesn't seem very medically accurate at all.

apply saw to green thing face. Can we move out of the  doom satellite or it just follows us?

Carefully apply the weapon to the reptiloid's face.

Surly activates her special melee technique: VIVISECTIONAL HOMICIDE



VICTORY!

You've defeated the DELTA COMPANY soldier! He's dropped a smartphone!

The skeleton is still percolating those souls, most likely due to the author's laziness. It looks like it's almost done anyways.

[conein]

check Facebook

[FallacyofUrist]

check Facebook

log on to the Magi-Net while you're at it.

[monk12]

Man, that was awesome.

[Shadestyle]

Call Author, Say "Thanks for the good work so far!"

[ATHATH]

Look at the soldier's phone's tabs. If he has any social media on them, troll-post using his account.

[Shadestyle]

Also, Take him inside and Fix him up because we are Doctors damnit.

[AoshimaMichio]

Also, Take him inside and Fix him up because we are Doctors damnit.

Nope, we already tried fix him and look where it led. But we could raise undead servant....

[Shadestyle]

Easy fix, Just fix him up sans limbs, he can earn them back with good lizard points.

[ATHATH]

Easy fix, Just fix him up sans limbs, he can earn them back with good lizard points.

"That's it, you've just lost your brain limb privileges!"

[Mooply]

Hiatus is over, expect an update in like... a week or two.

Everyone get on the hype lawnmower. It doesn't go very fast and makes a weird noise if you leave it on for too long.

[ATHATH]

Hiatus is over, expect an update in like... a week or two.

Everyone get on the hype lawnmower. It doesn't go very fast and makes a weird noise if you leave it on for too long.

I don't think the lawnmower is big enough to support our weight.

[monk12]

Hiatus is over, expect an update in like... a week or two.

Everyone get on the hype lawnmower. It doesn't go very fast and makes a weird noise if you leave it on for too long.

I don't think the lawnmower is big enough to support our weight.

Sounds like this lawnmower needs... MOAR POWER! *manly grunting*

[ATHATH]

Hiatus is over, expect an update in like... a week or two.

Everyone get on the hype lawnmower. It doesn't go very fast and makes a weird noise if you leave it on for too long.

I don't think the lawnmower is big enough to support our weight.

Sounds like this lawnmower needs... MOAR POWER! *manly grunting*

"I don't think she can take much more of this!"