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NO WE MUST RIDE LIKE A VALKYRIE AND LIFT THE SOUL OF THE GAME UNTO THE HEAVENS AND SCREAM, "THIS IS MINE, THIS IS HOW IT IS, MY PERFECTION IS ABSOLUTE, ALL WILL TREMBLE UPON THE THRONE OF LIES THAT HAS BEEN CONSTRUCTED FOR MY AMUSEMENT!"

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YES WE NEED MORE STUPID SHIT TO CLOG UP THE FORUMS!

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Total Members Voted: 15

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Alright, take back Clodchopper churl and threatanise the remaining skeleton with him.
'See here, this is a sentient knife, he can stab you up good, and he has another, smaller knife with him, take that knife out there Clodchopper thank you.
Now do you want to talk or not?'

[Demonic Spoon]

The best quest. Mooply for president!

> Acquire backpack to embiggen inventory space
> Loot corpses

[Shadestyle]

Alright, take back Clodchopper churl and threatanise the remaining skeleton with him.
'See here, this is a sentient knife, he can stab you up good, and he has another, smaller knife with him, take that knife out there Clodchopper thank you.
Now do you want to talk or not?'

Too late for that, Clodchopper has ascended to party member status thanks to his gun based self-propulsion.

Call him in there instead

[blazing glory]

This is hilarious/awesome, PTW.

[monk12]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Amazing update.



Check on the patient!

[Mooply]

Spontaneously learn "Verbally Terrify Skeleton" from your new-found experience in the matter.

From your experience in this scuffle, you have learned a new spell: Rebuke Undead!

Spook the spookies back!

Call [Clodhopper] in there instead

Clodhopper hears you call for him and shoots his way back towards you. You duck your head and cover your ears as it's a pretty dangerous form of transportation. Flying's not the safest way to travel after all it seems.



Looks like the gun's battery is nearly dead anyways. Aw well, a tiny jetpack might be a bit more socially acceptable than a live firing hovering gun shooting bystanders everywhere you go.

Alright, take back Clodchopper churl and threatanise the remaining skeleton with him.
'See here, this is a sentient knife, he can stab you up good, and he has another, smaller knife with him, take that knife out there Clodchopper thank you.
Now do you want to talk or not?'

Kirae, "Alright you big MEAN, MEANIE BO BEANIE! I'm gonna stab you right and good if you don't tell me what I whant to kno-"



Oh wait he's dead... re-dead? You're not really sure what the proper term of a dead undead is... un-undeaded... re-killed... just dead? You're going to go with just dead. Actually no, re-dead sounds better.

> Acquire backpack to embiggen inventory space
> Loot corpses

You loot 50 zeni and a subspace communicator off the skeleton. Score!

Sadly there's no backpack on him. If only there was someplace in this building where someone could STORE something. Even that 50 zeni has to be STOREd somewhere. Aw well, you're pretty CRAFTy, you'll figure something out.

Check on the patient!

The patient seems alright. She looks a bit disoriented and confused though.

Spoiler: Spells (click to show/hide)

Anesthetic
Antidote
Defibrillate
Electricity Manipulation
Fire Manipulation
Force Shield
Haste
Major Healing
Major Telekinesis
Oxygenate
Rebuke Undead
Scan
Sterilize
Summon Ivan Drago (Requires 1 charged montage)

[freeformschooler]

Talk to the patient! Find out why skeletons want to kill her.

[monk12]

"Oh hey, you're awake! Were you aware that you are being targeted by a largely incompetent group of ninja skeletal assassins? My name's Kirae!"


EDIT: DAMMIT FFS

[Demonic Spoon]

Craft a backpack

[Shadestyle]

What if we... just...

Steal skull, shift re-un-alived skeleton into Bone/Burlap bag

[Mooply]

Also some news, since I spent a few days building a desk for myself and am no longer using a crooked table and an old wooden chair, I can update and draw things without it causing me physical pain. Hopefully this means I'll be able to update more frequently.

[Demonic Spoon]

True art is born from suffering
I mean that's great!

[ATHATH]

Wait, did we learn Turn Undead or Rebuke Undead? There's a difference.

[AoshimaMichio]

Watch into eyes of the patient and wonder what happened to the adventure? Why are you here healing others, instead of being healed because you got wounded in some daring raid into dungeon of evil overlord? Think about your life, think what you have done, think what you could have done if you had chosen different path.

[Mooply]

Wait, did we learn Turn Undead or Rebuke Undead? There's a difference.

Rebuke. They will cower in awe.