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NO WE MUST RIDE LIKE A VALKYRIE AND LIFT THE SOUL OF THE GAME UNTO THE HEAVENS AND SCREAM, "THIS IS MINE, THIS IS HOW IT IS, MY PERFECTION IS ABSOLUTE, ALL WILL TREMBLE UPON THE THRONE OF LIES THAT HAS BEEN CONSTRUCTED FOR MY AMUSEMENT!"

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YES WE NEED MORE STUPID SHIT TO CLOG UP THE FORUMS!

15 (88.2%)

Total Members Voted: 15

[Ardent Debater]

> Mad Max Please.

[Shadestyle]

Futuristic vehicle, shamanistic equipment inside it

[Ardent Debater]

Futuristic vehicle, shamanistic equipment inside it

But, But what about the makeshift awesomeness?

[Demonic Spoon]

Futuristic vehicle, shamanistic equipment inside it

So this?

[Shadestyle]

Futuristic vehicle, shamanistic equipment inside it

But, But what about the makeshift awesomeness?

Obviously one of the plot points will be us taking a plane to "The plane of surprisingly clean garbage"

[Prophet]

> shamanistic

+1

[Mooply]

Tell her we can laugh at people. Then say that works right, because laughter is the best medicine.

"I have minor healing spells, Precise Fire spells, and a bit of Telekinesis. Along with this I have a Penchant for learning things quickly since I am the main character of an Illustrated suggestion game."

Look directly at the Screen to Help Convey this point.

Kirae, "Well... I have minor healing spells, Precise Fire spells, and a bit of Telekinesis. Oh and I'm VERY good at laughing other people! The best medicine is laughter so if we like... dress up as clowns and then just lau-"

Surly, "No."

Kirae, "Well what if we..."

Surly, "No."

Kirae, "Alright no clowns... but I am a really fast learner! I could probably learn a bunch of things without any effort whatsoever due to this being..."

Surly, "No... it's not enough... the only way you'll be ready in time is if... if we..."



Surly, "Do a montage..."

























MONTAGE COMPLETE!

New spells learned:

Electricity Manipulation
Major Telekinesis
Major Healing
Defibrillate
Oxygenate
Sterilize
Antidote
Haste
Force Shield
Anesthetic
Summon Ivan Drago (Requires 1 charged montage)



Surly, "Well, now that your training is done... welcome to the command room. This is where I use this highly advanced piece of technology to monitor all distress calls in the city. This baby can display in 16 full colors, has 60 megabytes of storage, over 8 megabytes of RAM, and it only needs this small power wire to charge the whole thing."

Surly, "The city is divided into 8 districts and the red zones are the quarantine areas. You see, this city is built on a much older, much more ancient city and the last occupants are still... causing trouble so to say."

Surly, "Each distress call is automatically designated from 0 to 10, with 10 being the least risky and least urgent to 0 being the most risky and most urgent. We can't get every call, and that's what the other hospitals in the city are for, so don't worry too much about it. Our parent hospital complex will give us more funding if we respond to the more urgent cases but every call is important."

Surly, "Anyways, any questions?"

EMERGENCY CALLS:

BAKER, 6: VEHICLE COLLISION

HIGHTOP, 10: HEADACHE

HIGHTOP: 7: BROKEN ARM

LOWTOP, QUARANTINE ZONE, 0: DEMONIC INFECTION

PILFREN, 5: KNIFE ALTERCATION

WATERSHED, 7: MINOR SPIRIT INFECTION

[Shadestyle]

BAKER, 6: VEHICLE COLLISION

A good chance to Test out a number of out new techniques, it is also not too difficult as to present a challenge, and likely has all the elements of a proper tutorial section.

[Generally me]

BAKER, 6: VEHICLE COLLISION

A good chance to Test out a number of out new techniques, it is also not too difficult as to present a challenge, and likely has all the elements of a proper tutorial section.

+1

Also ask why you pretend this is a crappy clinic. And can I have your motorbike?

[FallacyofUrist]

No. We need to practice combat.

WATERSHED, 7: MINOR SPIRIT INFECTION

[Tomcost]

I can believe how the author made this job into something so awesome.

[monk12]

BAKER, 6: VEHICLE COLLISION

A good chance to Test out a number of out new techniques, it is also not too difficult as to present a challenge, and likely has all the elements of a proper tutorial section.

+1

[Prophet]

BAKER, 6: VEHICLE COLLISION

A good chance to Test out a number of out new techniques, it is also not too difficult as to present a challenge, and likely has all the elements of a proper tutorial section.

+1

+1 ((That montage was awesome!))

[ATHATH]

No. We need to practice combat.

WATERSHED, 7: MINOR SPIRIT INFECTION

+1, we can study the spirits! Maybe they can help us subdue patients who refuse care!

[~Neri]

BAKER, 6: VEHICLE COLLISION

A good chance to Test out a number of out new techniques, it is also not too difficult as to present a challenge, and likely has all the elements of a proper tutorial section.

+1

+1 ((That montage was awesome!))

Vehicle Collision. +1.