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[FallacyofUrist]

((It will not deter me.))

[Adragis]

DO NOT POST FOR 10 MINUTES
After this post is 10 minutes old, and not a microsecond sooner, you are free to take actions and beat each other to death or whatever it is you lot are doing.
I mean, I was attacked by ninja! It's a good thing I just narrated them into my service, which is always fun. Ninja(s?) being turned into absurdly overpowered Mary Sue OCs who serve me and only me is pretty sweet.

Poopy:
Poopy adds a blade and ability to his scythe. Apparently blood, which is a liquid, can be sharp. Who'd have thought?

Blitz:
Blitz adds power and sharpness to his gunlance. I have to say that at least a gunlance makes more sense than sharpened blood.

Wolf:
Wolf unleashes a plasma blast on Urist, who shakes it off a moment later. That's one tough dwarf. If this arena wasn't governed by weird Halo physics, that blast would have removed all moisture from the air and completely obliterated most bystanders.

None:
None himself used a red card and a yellow card to summon a torrent of aggressive ravens onto his foes.
None then speaks to Vader, and the Sith Lord turns to Wolf and puts out a hand, complete with flowing cape and menacing breathing. Wolf is being choked by Darth Vader, and lifts a few inches off of the ground. She should probably try and escape that.

Card drawing time! [Yu-Gi-Oh! reference!]

Spoiler: Draw Card █ (click to show/hide)

Wolf: █ + █ █ █ █

Blitz: █ + █ █

Poopy: █ + █ █

Urist: █ + █ █ █ █

[GameBoyBlue]

(Apologies Urist, the raven action didn't go through(whoops)... I can apply it to this round with a strength bonus and priority if you like.)

[FallacyofUrist]

((Oh yeah.))

>ULTIMATE RAVEN ASSAULT! "Keep it up! Maybe bash her into a few pillars?", also, Get behind a pillar.

[Twinwolf]

Use whatever appropriate card, escape!
Then, if I still have a Yellow and Red card, create a lightsaber

[FallacyofUrist]

... ((By the way, if I ever get my pencil drawing skills up to par... nah. Probably not. Also, a lightsaber with no red cards added will be useless.))

[Twinwolf]

((I have no idea what you're talking about.  ))

[Shadestyle]

Red, come up behind Darth, Slipping my scythe around his neck threateningly.

"DO NOT BE CONTROLLED BY THE WEAK. JOIN US AND DESTROY WHO WOULD PUT SHACKLES UPON THE MIGHTY DARTH VADER."

[GameBoyBlue]

Anyone have tips how I can boost audience participation, am I unclear in the directions or make it sound like you have to sign up to vote?

WHAT AM I MISSING :S

[heydude6]

well, I guess I personally don't find the actions spectacular enough at the moment. As a RL audience member, I'm usually very reserved with my applause. Just wait for some blood and then we'll know if we truly need to worry about it.

[Adragis]

But not the sharpened blood from the scythe.
SHARPENED FREAKING BLOOD. HOW.

[GameBoyBlue]

What other kinds of interactions and means to participate would you like to see available, for the audience?

My goal is to make this a very interactive game for spectators where they influence as much as 40% of the action.

[heydude6]

Well I guess one thing spectators can do would be to suggest certain conditions on fighters such as: kill a fighter by chopping off every single limb. And if a fighter does that they get some sort of card bonus.

My condition would be, kill Darth Vader by disabling his life support and having him suffocate to death

These conditions could change throughout the fight.

They would also be optional about whether fighters want to complete them.

[Shadestyle]

"OF COURSE BLOOD CAN BE SHARP, HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF SICKLE CELLS?"

[Adragis]

Haven't you heard of long-ranged weaponry?
Shadestyle is shot in the head by an unseen assailant.
That'll teach you to use terrible puns for humour! That's my thing!