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[Mephisto]

quote:Originally posted by thatguyyaknow:
<STRONG>I'll throw one in:
A woman shoots her husband, She then drowns him and hangs him. she then goes up to her room to get changed and 5 minutes later goes for a meal with her perfectly healthy and unharmed husband.

How is this?</STRONG>

Erm... It sounds so simple. I've heard a riddle just like this before, but I can't remember the answer.

Was she asleep and then woke up to get dressed, and thus the whole altercation was a dream?

[Impending Doom]

She 'shot' his picture with an old-fashioned camera, 'drowned' the print to make it develop, then 'hung' it up to dry.

[Jreengus]

yep doom got it.

[Tayrin]

We don't seem to be following the original guidelines anymore, so I suppose I'll post this now:

Two sisters are we, one dark and one fair.
In twin towers we're dwelling, we're quite the pair.
One from the land, and one from the sea.
The fairer sister, who is she?

[Impending Doom]

I know the answer! I am at fault!
I know this fair sister, her name is SALT.

[Tayrin]

quote:Originally posted by Impending Doom:
<STRONG>I know the answer! I am at fault!
I know this fair sister, her name is SALT.</STRONG>

Excellent!

That was fast. How are you at fault, though?

[Impending Doom]

It was the only thing I could come up with that rhymed with salt.  

[Sonearage]

The walls are made with pink bricks,
Though the wallpaper is a soft as silk, as white as milk,
The golden treasure waits for thee there,
Thieves and robbers break in and steal the gold,
Though there are no doors, windows, exits, or entrances.

What am I?

[Kashyyk]

hmm... Egg?

If so:

I have two hands that cannot hold,
and a face with one thing told,
What am I?

[Akigagak]

A clock.

A simple one:
Eight letters long, but twenty-six letters in it.

[Kashyyk]

alphabet, as you said, simple.

I'm at the beginning of the end and the end of the universe, what am I?

[Cthulhu]

The letter E.


A man lives on the top floor of his apartment building.  Every day when he comes home from work he checks the elevator.  If there are people in the elevator he takes it.  If there aren't, he takes the stairs, unless it's raining, in which case he takes the elevator.

What's going on?

[Sonearage]

He's a midget?

Here's one:
Old Mother Twitchet had one eye,
And a long tail that she let fly,
And every time she went through the gap,
She left a bit of her tail in the trap.

Who's mother Twitchet?

[Xzalander]

He's a midget?

Here's one:
Old Mother Twitchet had one eye,
And a long tail that she let fly,
And every time she went through the gap,
She left a bit of her tail in the trap.

Who's mother Twitchet?

Oh thats an old Nursery Rhyme.
Needle and Thread tis it.

Heres one to stump you all.

What lies in bed and stands in bed?/ First white, then red/the plumper it gets/the better the old woman likes it?

[Sonearage]

oh, yep I'm stumped