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[High tyrol]

Suggest that we pretend to be his pet cat.

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[WillowLuman]

Suggest that we pretend to be his pet cat.

"For how long? Until this search dies down? Or until the cops forget?"

[Prophet]

Ask him how long he thinks it will take for the cops to forget?

[WillowLuman]

Ask him how long he thinks it will take for the cops to forget?

"I dunno, how pissed off are they? Weeks? Months? I mean, it's not like you'll be a nationally wanted fugitive, right?"
You throw out your arms. "Maybe? I don't even know why they're mad! Well, okay, they think I stole a car and maybe killed someone, and had drugs, but I didn't, so I don't know why whoever sicked them on me is mad, or how mad they are!"
Greg holds up his hands, "Okay, okay. Look, I can try and keep you around as long as I can, how's that?" He uses the pendant again. "Shit, I think a few of them just found your trail. They're heading right this way."

[Prophet]

Ask him to turn us into a cat before they get here then.

[Orange Wizard]

And turn us back humany as soon as they've gone.

[armach]

Ask him to enchant one of our items (or any item he can give us) with some magic that allows us to selectively transform between a cat and a human.

[hops]

I doubt we have time for that.

[WillowLuman]

I doubt we have time for that.

(Yep.)

Ask him to turn us into a cat before they get here then.

And turn us back humany as soon as they've gone.

"Okay, how about just until they think the cabin is clear, and go away to look somewhere else?"
Greg nods. "Sure. Yeah. Might buy us some time for a better spell, too. Alright then, close your eyes. Or else you'll probably get a headache."

You do so, and hear Gregor pick something up from the table. Suddenly, an overwhelming feeling of vertigo strikes you, and you lose your balance and fall to the floor, seeming to plummet for longer than you should. The feeling of vertigo continues as you try to pull yourself up, as everything feels wrong. Nothing feels like it's where it should be, and there's an annoying prickly sensation all over. Opening your eyes doesn't seem to help much, as suddenly everything around you seems much, much bigger than before. And the wrong colors. And it seems too bright in here.

A voice comes from high above you. "Yeah, um, full disclosure, I've never done that one before. But it worked!"

[Twinwolf]

Examine self

[armach]

Do cat stuff.

[hops]

Try to speak

[Prophet]

Examine self

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[Worldmaster27]

Examine self

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[WillowLuman]

Examine self

You pull yourself up into a sitting position and take a look. What you can see is black and fluffy, though there are some white patches, like on your left arm. Or is it a leg now? Too confusing, you'll just keep calling it an arm. It seems your clothes have been changed with you, since you don't see them anywhere. It feels a lot like you're wearing two itchy wool sweaters over your entire body, though. You seem to come up to about half-shin-height on Greg, who looks down and asks "Want a mirror or something?"

Try to speak

You try this for a few seconds, but are quickly frustrated. You can open your mouth (jeez, your mouth feels weird), and make air and noise come out, but stuff just doesn't seem to be working how it did before. Moving your lips now feels like when you used to try moving your ears, or your eyebrows independently of one another. Though, it does seem you can move your ears now.