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The Most Intense Game
« on: April 18, 2015, 02:58:17 pm »
Your are preparing for a meeting. You have your most immaculate suit/dress on, and you are leaving for the car. Oh no, something blocks your way! Your fluffy cat Fluffykins blocks the way to the door, and looks at you. She meows at you, and you can hear her purr from across the room.

You have your perfect suit/dress on, and your cat wants to be petted.

OBJECTIVE: DON'T GET YOUR SUIT/DRESS DIRTY!

Fluffykins goes to the edge of the table, and you see she's about to jump right toward you.

What do you do?
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Re: The Most Intense Game
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2015, 03:29:34 pm »
Throw cat out window.
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Re: The Most Intense Game
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2015, 03:31:55 pm »
Ignore the cat. Give him a taste of him medicine...
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Re: The Most Intense Game
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2015, 04:06:24 pm »
Throw a chair at it.
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Re: The Most Intense Game
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2015, 04:07:27 pm »
Remember that the cat jumps onto her food bowl to eat, and cleverly dodge towards the door and out of the direct line of fire.
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Re: The Most Intense Game
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2015, 04:10:06 pm »
Punch it in the throat.
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Re: The Most Intense Game
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2015, 04:19:20 pm »
-1 to violence.

Pick up a napkin and pet the cat with it. Check to see if the cat is fed and has enough clean water.
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Re: The Most Intense Game
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2015, 04:32:23 pm »
Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 18, 2015, 04:10:06 pm
Punch it in the throat.
+1 it is the only way
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Re: The Most Intense Game
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2015, 04:33:47 pm »
Kick it!
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Re: The Most Intense Game
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2015, 04:58:38 pm »
Just shoot it. Failing that, apply any kind of violence on it.
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Re: The Most Intense Game
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2015, 06:18:46 pm »
-1 to violence.

Quote from: ATHATH on April 18, 2015, 04:19:20 pm
Pick up a napkin and pet the cat with it. Check to see if the cat is fed and has enough clean water.
+1
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Re: The Most Intense Game
« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2015, 07:31:10 pm »
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Re: The Most Intense Game
« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2015, 07:40:51 pm »
Quote from: Andres on April 18, 2015, 06:18:46 pm
-1 to violence.

Quote from: ATHATH on April 18, 2015, 04:19:20 pm
Pick up a napkin and pet the cat with it. Check to see if the cat is fed and has enough clean water.
+1
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Re: The Most Intense Game
« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2015, 09:39:22 pm »
Quote from: Ross Vernal on April 18, 2015, 07:40:51 pm
Quote from: Andres on April 18, 2015, 06:18:46 pm
-1 to violence.

Quote from: ATHATH on April 18, 2015, 04:19:20 pm
Pick up a napkin and pet the cat with it. Check to see if the cat is fed and has enough clean water.
+1
+1
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Re: The Most Intense Game
« Reply #14 on: April 18, 2015, 09:45:05 pm »
Screw that, be a cat
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