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[Dark]

The figure rubs his shin as he flees, then he trips and lands flat on the his face. A column of serpentine, perfectly cylindrical, rises 15 feet out of the ground. Its location is not exactly... exact. Thats dream logic for yah.

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[a1s]

On the column is the white QUEEN.
"I demand a legendary room"- says the QUEEN, in a loud yet surprisingly clear voice - "or...

[Helmaroc]

a hundred gallons of fine sewer brew! NOW!"
The Fire Lord is annoyed, and advances on the pillar.

[Dark]

A large hematite boulder falls from the sky and lands surprisingly softly next to the serpentine pillar. The queen is angry! Remove that boulder at once she cries!

[Dark]

Fourty-two logs fall from the void and form a pile. Each log is well suited as fuel or construction material. They are easy to cut yet hard and sturdy. A small yellow gnome in a violet tunic lands on the pile. He holds out his palms and waits.

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[Helmaroc]

The queen groans and waves her staff at the gnome, and a pile of silver coins appear in his outstretched hands. He promptly disappears. As the queen begins to give orders to the dwarf and the kobold, the Fire Lord smashes the pillar with his powerful blade of fire. The queen is lost within the rubble.

[Dark]

With the queen defeated and the Fire Lord near, the hemetite boulder begins to rock back and forth. Meanwhile a strange humanoid with feathery white wings does a backstroke across the void. The black robed figure returns and in his hand he holds a scroll! The scroll gives detailed instructions that when completed will...

[Helmaroc]

...produce a sacred crossbow, that fires light!

[Dark]

Such a valued instrument will prove useful in this ever dark world!

[Helmaroc]

The giant checkerboard and the ballista slowly float up to the sky, leaving only one black square of stone left. One of the sides of the cube falls out, and a floating muffin drifts out.

[Dark]

The muffin bumps into the hematite boulder and is absorbed by it. The boulder makes sounds of satisfaction! Meanwhile the robed figure, the dwarf and the kobold read the first step on the scroll. It says that they must first...

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[Armok]

1) kill the boulder
2) find flux
3) burn trees
4) build a melter
5) *smear of blood*
*more blood*
... 13) string the... *even more blood*

[Dark]

The robed figure looks at the bloody scroll in distaste. The winged figure is grinning histerically while swimming in circles in the void above. The hematite boulder begins to crack! Four silver arches rise out of the ground in random places, each facing a center point. Each arch is decorated differently. The first arch has swirls, circles and dots engraved into it. The second has daggers, axes and spikes engraved into it. The third has a tree with many reaching branches engraved into it. The fourth has a feast of many dishes engraved into it.

[Helmaroc]

Suddenly the arch of tree grabs the kobold in it's branches! The arch of blades and axes begins to shoot off small shining blades at the kobold. The dwarf shouts an incantation, and the tree turns black and dead, then cracks and falls apart, dropping the kobold.

[Dark]

The robed figure looks up from the scroll. He gives the dwarf a dirty look and begins waving his hands around in annoyance before poiting to the scroll again. It seems something was written on the back, it reads...