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[Radio Controlled]

((I'm late to join the discussion, but please do not behead Ulrich. I want to keep him as fleshy as possible.))

((Weren't you nothing but a head? Due to the starfish?))

[AoshimaMichio]

((I'm late to join the discussion, but please do not behead Ulrich. I want to keep him as fleshy as possible.))

((Weren't you nothing but a head? Due to the starfish?))

((Nope, I do have upperbody. Johnothen was the one who was reduced down to a head.))

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

((I'm late to join the discussion, but please do not behead Ulrich. I want to keep him as fleshy as possible.))

((Weren't you nothing but a head? Due to the starfish?))

((Nope, I do have upperbody. Johnothen was the one who was reduced down to a head.))

((Word of god states that John is perma-dead, too, so don't worry about him.))

[piecewise]

My but there is a lot of arguing going on here. All this talk of decapitations and stopping decapitations, and killing decapitators and generally making things complex and team killy.

But the end result seems to be that the decap guy gave up on it and rendered all the threats and violence moot. So, for the sake of time, and not inviting anymore disasters:

Comrade, you learn of the death of your relations via his non-existance and people basically telling you he got Wrecked.

We'll assume everyone else very nicely gathers their stuff, their injured and the corpses and gets the hell on the mother fucking ship. And someone straps Flint onto the bottom of it.

Now go get lars and get the heck out of here before I start having to roll more dice at you.

[Comrade P.]

((Totally fine by me, thank you))

Unless disturbed, Rimma spends rest of the flight sitting in the corner of the shuttle and spacing out and dealing with things for herself.

[Parisbre56]

Wait, I was going to Lars, helping him reach the shuttle. That was my action for the past two turns. How did I teleport to the shuttle?

Eh, whatever, just end this.

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Strap myself in, and don't shoot anyone.

[Lenglon]

Flint and Lyra both - but tis fine. just lets go get Lars and get out of here.

[piecewise]

Wait, I was going to Lars, helping him reach the shuttle. That was my action for the past two turns. How did I teleport to the shuttle?

Eh, whatever, just end this.

Because at this point you not doing what you want to do is a running gag.

[swordsmith04]

Make sure Ulrich's corpse and the various severed body parts we saved are preserved by stasis pods.

[Harry Baldman]

"That was not so bad," Chief says to herself as she sits in the shuttle.

Jinx the shit out of this rescue.

[Parisbre56]

Start playing "You can't always get what you want" over the radio.
Edit: Better yet, sing it. My charisma is pretty good, so I probably have a pretty good voice. Might as well use it.

[Toaster]

Lars waved his arms to signal the shuttle.  "Bless you brothers for your timely rescue from this cursed place!"

Prepare to be cargo.  Keep Raduga ready.

[spazyak]

(((soooo when are we going to experiment and see what happens if you stick healing gunk in Zoltan's head)))

[AkumaKasai]

Seeing as how they managed to grab the corpses, and it wasn't specified that they didn't take the permadead as well, Elias gestures at the remains of Zoltan Solberg.
I don't think this one's getting back up again. So, did anyone here know him? Somebody needs to decide what to do with the body, and it should probably be one of his close friends.