Team A - Brother Lars, keep covering people, I'll deal with blimp.
Fly up to the blimp, thrust my two-handed sword into the blimp up to the handle near one end of it and the push it all way to another end without pulling out. If it doesn't go down fast at this point, get some acceleration up in the sky and fly though it kinamp fist-first, several times if needed. If there is more than one blimp, apply same technique to the other one(s).
Yaro rockets off into the air like a damn roman candle and manages to get hit only a few times before slamming, sword first, into the living blimp. He hits, rolls like billiard ball glancing off a water bed and spirals off into the sky.
stay alive and safe by our standards
Konrad puts his head between....well, he puts it down by is remaining leg and covers it with his one arm and prays to the various gods Lars is always banging on about for salvation, or at least lesser damnation. Perhaps to the realm of the overly affectionate dogs or dry eyes and head colds.
((Uh PW how did the medicating go?))
...Lyra stops konrad's bleeding...
((no more detail than that, but you aren't dying anymore.))
Do the suits have ports for Saline IVs pre-installed on them? If so, use some from the medkit to help our heavy bleeders recover from their blood loss before shock or additional wounds/bleeding affects them.
You strap a saline bag to their helmet and feed the tube into the suit port.
"Try neowt to pull that oewt."
shoot blimp thing
hey guys lets say we get iin the trench and help our team mate and cut our way to the brain but I will only do it if you guys also do it, I'm going to stick with the team
smiles like a psychopath
Zoidberg fires several carefully aimed and intelligently chosen shots at the blimp, damaging it quite effectively.
Everyone is kinda flabbergasted, frankly.
- Brother Lars, keep covering people, I'll deal with blimp.
"Amen, brother. May Algis bestow unto me blessings of protection!"
Help cover the jeep with my shiny metal ass as it moves forward.
Lars runs along the jeep in his battlesuit, shielding the vehicle with his ass. At this point he really should have an Algis tramp stamp.
continue not dying and keep head protected as best I can
What? Corsair? What? But I've already talked to you. Why are you here again? Get outta here!
Ulrich Leland, Team A. Location: In jeep.
If my brain feels stable enough to discern ally from enemy then shoot everything that moves and isn't a teammate or gunnerbot. Don't shoot things that were previously teammates.
THERE IS SO MUCH BLOOD IN MY EYES AND EVERYTHING HURTS
Direct the driver to keep us moving towards the nerve cluster. Give him a poke if he doesn't start moving on his own.
"WOOP WOOP MOVE YE ASS DRIVER MAN!" Hasala shouts while slapping billy in the back of the head.
Drive towards brain trusting Lars to protect us. but keep an eye out in case any get past him and swerve tactfully move out of the way to avoid "Commander Brother Lars Sir do I have permission to use my Gauss rifle when I deem necessary?"
Billy manages to drive right into the area with Flint. In fact he Drives straight into the trench that Flint made last turn and gets the jeep quite stuck.
Team C((Quick post, might made some edits later if I get some time.))
Walk into the hole as I cut. If it looks/feels like I've broken through or am close to doing so, try to point the gun to the side (away from where I'm drilling) and cut power to the beam.
If and when the external capacitor runs out of power, switch to linked internal/external mode and hope the internal capacitor has had enough time to recharge. Then keep moving forward, as fast as I can. If there's a barrier at the end, apply mining laser and punch through it. Kinamp punch if regular doesn't work.
Finally, I have a few kegs of HMRC standard with me. As I move, try to crush them open and use them to cause the molten tunnel below me to cool and solidify while also spraying the absurd amounts of flour I got around. Steve said there's little oxygen here, so it shouldn't be able to burn. If I run out of flour, throw sample containers instead. ((See? I told you pie making materials were vitally important. Why? Because:))
Even if molten slag fall from above the layer of flour and other debris such as broken barrels covering the solidified rock will cause a weak layer to form, allowing me or Lars to more easily punch or laser through it later.
And molten slag falling inside the brain chamber should not be as much of a problem if I'm not directly over the brain because the molten rock is going to touch the fungi flesh which should be full of water and thus capable of absorbing some of its heat and turn the molten rock viscous or even cause some of it to solidify, while at the same time sagging due to loss of water and creating a bowl for the slag to accumulate (remember the video with the red hot ball and the watermelon you posted? The ball barely penetrated that thing due to its water.). Besides, the brain should have drilled itself some drainage holes through the rock. Or have a giant chasm under it if it paid attention to its supervillain lair architecture class.
((This plan is too crazy to fail! Well, not as crazy as tase the brain with the only rainbow cannon mode I know very little about, but still.
Now all I have to hope is that I don't get unlucky and drill directly over the brain...))
I should institute a character limit on your actions you jerk.
Regardless of your majestic and far reaching plan, you don't get to do jack shit other then drill slowly downward because, as it turns out, descending through over 100 feet of solid stone at a 30 degree angle takes quite a fucking while. I'll assume you're slowly turning right too, so you don't end up in an entirely different square.
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