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[Sean Mirrsen]

Waiting in quantum time it is.

So, anyone know any quantum jokes?

I knew one, but it keeps changing every time I try to remember it.

[Toaster]

I know one, but I don't know if it's funny until I tell it.

[Kedly]

I know so many you can quantum

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I'll show myself out

[Xantalos]

Waiting in quantum time it is.

So, anyone know any quantum jokes?

I know who invented them.

[Empiricist]

Waiting in quantum time it is.

So, anyone know any quantum jokes?

I know who invented them.

I don't suppose we make grind them up (or a Xan-style clone of them) and make a quantum physics manipulator?

[Gentlefish]

So Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

[Kriellya]

Waiting in quantum time it is.

So, anyone know any quantum jokes?

I knew one, but it keeps changing every time I try to remember it.

I know where one is, but not where it will be.

[piecewise]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Electron
Electron? Where?
You'll never be exactly sure.

[Radio Controlled]

I wish I hadn't opened the thread to observe the jokes, that way their humor superposition wouldn't have collapsed.


_{^{(We are getting a disgusting amount of mileage out of this. Congratulations.)}}

[Xantalos]

Waiting in quantum time it is.

So, anyone know any quantum jokes?

I know who invented them.

I don't suppose we make grind them up (or a Xan-style clone of them) and make a quantum physics manipulator?

You can't because his legendary sexiness is unable to be ignored.
I'm referring to of course STEPHEN HAWKING.

[Dorsidwarf]

Ah yes, the man who revived Grate as a quantum-zombie by karate chopping the giant slab he was crushed beneath with his bare hands.

[piecewise]

I'm going to restart the mission threads on monday. You'll have 5 turns until the shuttles make it down here. Do what you need to do and survive till then.

Oh and post/repost your action here so I don't have to dig back through the conversations about waiting or not.

[Radio Controlled]

((You said that it might be better to wait with cutting the brain till help was here, cause shit's going down once it goes haywire. But far as the people down here know, the original plan still stands, so they have no real ic reason to wait. Can we assume Steve briefed us on the situation or something?

Then again, we also wouldn't really know ic what would happen upon cutting the brain, so we might not wait very long either way. It might take multiple turns for the cutting and transporting it back up,))

Action (might still change depending on answer): start preparing for cutting the brain. Would it be possible to detach my cloak and wrap the brain in that like a bindle, for easier transportation and protection? If yes, detach cloak and prepare it for that (lay it next to the brain so that, after cutting, it can be wrapped up immediately). Make sure everything is ready to start cutting next turn. Anything else you'd need to know from me?

"I'm gonna start cutting very soon now. Anyone not dying or a medic preventing said dying, make yourself useful. Keep digging more foxholes or otherwise entrench yourselves, keep watching those gunnerbot cams, stay on your guard."

[Nunzillor]

"Right, expanding trench.  If anyone is without an entrenching tool and wants one, bring Tek some scrap metal from the jeeps or elsewhere."

Spear to shovel.  Change any scrap metal Tek is brought to shovels.  If not brought any scrap metal, start expanding the trench foxhole (ideally in a circle around the brain hole).

[Kedly]

Moar Gurgle! (Do what I can to stay alive, not that I can really do anything at this point)