Where is There Bandit group of Scythers
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IF ANYONE KNEW WHERE THEY WERE, THEN WHY HAVEN'T THEY RESCUED NON-SUCKY GM YET?
BESIDES, SCYTHERS SOMEHOW HAVE THE UNCANNY ABILITY TO EASILY BLEND INTO THE SURROUNDINGS WITHOUT BEING NOTICED. OR WAS THAT THE NON-POKEMON ONES?
Just as planned.
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SADLY, THE SCYTHERS KIDNAPPING THE GM TOTALY RUINED YOUR PLANS. YOU NEEDED THE GM REGENT TO RESTART THAT ROLL TO SOMETHING RTD. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT HE DID SO SOON. OR ELSE THE PROPHET WOULDN'T DO
DA TING.
Whatever. Scizors are superior anyway.
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YEP, THEY ARE THE EVOLUTION OF THE SCYTHER AFTERALL. THERE HAD TO BE SOME REASON TO TRADE ONE TO EVOLVE IT BESIDES BEING A POKEMASTER AND HAVING A GRASSHOLE TAKE AWAY DEGREE.
Carry over the Exterminatus from this thread to destroy all scythers.
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1THERE IS A SLIGHT PROBLEM REGARDING THAT. IT SOMEHOW HASN'T HAPPENED YET. IT TURNS OUT SOME DICK NAMED "POKE E. TWO" HAS SUED YOU DO TO COPYRIGHT FROM PUTTING UP A THREAD REVOLVING AROUND SCYTHERS. HE EVEN GOT THE NO AVOIDANCE CLAUSE STATED IN, SO YOU COULD NOT IGNORE IT BY HAVING EXTERMINATUS DESTROY THREAD. THE INQUISITION NOW HAS IT'S FLEET PARKED ABOVE THE PLANET ARGUING ABOUT THE MERITS OF KILLING AN ENTIRE THREAD/PLANET OVER JUST A MINOR XENOS INCURSION. THERE WAS A REASON
WHY KRYPTMAN GOT IN SO MUCH TROUBLE FOR "DELAYING" THE TYRANID THREAT. PLANET'S AREN'T CHEAP WHEN TERAFORMING TECH IS GONE.
That was a perfect minimalist RTD game, by the way. Short, sweet, and containing exterminatus.
Tactically assassinate the exterminatus-callers.
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YOU SNEAK ABOARD KEVAK'S BLACK SHIP. YOU SHALL PREVENT THE HERETIC FROM DESTROYING THE STC LIBRARY HIDDEN ON THE PLANET, WHICH WOULD SAVE THE IMPERIUM FROM THE END TIMES. IT'S OBVIOUS SINCE KEVAK IS ADVOCATING EXTERMINATUS FROM JUST A MINOR XENO INCURSION. HE MUST BE A SERVANT OF CHAOS UNDIVIDED, THE RUINOUS POWERS OR WORSE,
THE PROGRESS LOVING HERETEKS. YOU ARE A LOYAL SERVANT OF THE OMNISSIAH AND PART OF A SECRET GROUP OF MECHANICUS ASSASSINS THAT KEEP STUFF LIKE THIS FROM HAPPENING. YOU ARE ON THE BRIDGE WHEN YOU HEAR SOME OF THEM PRAISING SOME
ARMOK, SEEMS TO BE ANOTHER ALIAS OF KHORNE. THEY ARE ARGUING IF EXTERMINATUS IS WORTH "KILLING A FEW WEAK BUGS" AND NOT JUST GOING DOWN TO KILL THEM THEMSELVES. THEN THE ASTROPATH GOES UP TO INQUISITOR KEVAK. THEN KEVAK SOON GOES SOMEWHERE WITH THE ASTROPATH. SEEMS TO BE IMPORTANT. YOU ARE NOT GOOD WITH WEAPONS, BUT AS AN OLD DARK AGE SAYING,
"The pen is mightier than the sword!"Join The Scythers.
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YOU WALK INTO THE
DWARF FORTRESS 60.8 ALPHA MEMORIAL CONVENTION CENTER! THERE ARE A LOT OF EXAMPLES OF GOOD BAD BUGS BEING DISPLAYED, WHILE MANY AN ENGRAVING DEPICT DWARFS LAUGHING OVER VERY ANNOYING BUGS IN FETAL POSITION. YOU GO TO THE
MINIMALIST RTD CAFE AND SHOPPING CENTER, WHERE IN CLEAR VIEW OF THE
DERM PLATFORM, THE SCYTHERS ARE STANDING. EVERYONE IS OBLIVIOUS TO THE SCENE OF GM IN CAGE EXCEPT WITH HEAD, AND THE SCYTHERS IN POSITIONS THAT IF USED IN COMBINATION ATTACK, WILL CAUSE THE MOST PAINFUL DEATH SCYTHE ARMS CAN INFLICT. YOU ASK TO JOIN IN ON THE DOMESTIC TERRORISM, THEY ARE HAPPY TO LET SOMEONE WHO SUPPORTS THE CAUSE JOIN IN ON MAKING IT REALITY. PEOPLE MUST BE IDIOTIC NOT TOO, JUST LIKE THEY ARE IDIOTIC TO SEE THE SITE BEING PLAYED OUT IN ONE OF THE MOST VISITED SECTIONS OF THE 4TH MOST POPULAR CONVENTION CENTER, THAT RECEIVES HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF VISITORS EACH DAY. REGENT GM MUST
REALLY LIKE SCYTHERS TO MAKE THEM
THIS OP.
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