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[poketwo]

"............What the Fuck??"

[Generally me]

Find a weapon to use, Then stab this King guy

Also what happened in my turn? You said I was tipsy, then said I didn't drink anything and then said that it wasn't tipsy. So I ended up not doing anything. I'm so confused.

[FallacyofUrist]

((Two things: that's the point, and you rolled a two which resulted in alcohol effects just from smelling alcohol. ))

[Beirus]

Chug the rest of my mead. Continue attacking inquisitor.

[Generally me]

((Two things: that's the point, and you rolled a two which resulted in alcohol effects just from smelling alcohol. ))

((There's a roll to smell alcohol?))

[FallacyofUrist]

((There's a roll for success. If you fail, I have to figure out why. You could just have easily stepped on an alarm switch summoning several dozen inquisitors to the area. I would have done something or other crazy like that on a one.))

[Generally me]

((There's a roll for success. If you fail, I have to figure out why. You could just have easily stepped on an alarm switch summoning several dozen inquisitors to the area. I would have done something or other crazy like that on a one.))

((I'm happy that I got what I did now, that alarm one would be terrible))

[FallacyofUrist]

((Yup, missing the man with frost magic and a pistol. If you can't figure that out: Sir Notspyxeno, i.e poketwo.))

[FallacyofUrist]

((Enough. I need poketwo, so I suppose...))

Tendrils begins to spiral down from the ceiling, moving towards Sir Notspyxeno!

[poketwo]

CONTINUE USING FROST MAGIC, ALSO SHOOT THE TENDRILS

[Ardent Debater]

A Bay12er acknowledges Bay12 Knight as his class and continues charging his Post To Watch Power attack.

[FallacyofUrist]

The tendrils retract. Turn sometime today. I hope. Nag me if I haven't done it in three hours.

[Ardent Debater]

"FOR THE GREAT TOAD! ALSO, NICE CHARACTER SHEET, FallacyofUrist, ALTHOUGH I FIGURED IT WOULD HAVE HAD THE ABILITY TO SUMMON WEAK DWARVEN MINIONS. OK, I'LL JUST WAIT FOR MYSELF TO COME INTO EXISTENCE."

Ardent nods in the GM's general direction before sitting on a cosmic lawn chair to observe the battle.

[FallacyofUrist]

(3) ((You meant cosmic arm chair, right? But yeah, that's relaxing. (5) A butler arrives. A large sack of delicious buttered popcorn is in his hand. (1) Also, his name is Lance.))

((By the way, if you want to manipulate the game before you join, you can find and post references I use in order to gain Reference Points which can be spent in the meta shop.))

[FallacyofUrist]

WHY DIDN'T YOU NAG ME!!! But anyway, Turn Thirteen: Combat Failure, Mostly.

INIT_FOR_BATTLE
(Lahaco: 59)
(Johnny Nahmates: 62)
(The Burning Night: 77)
(Jase Bladeheart: 68)
(Sir Notspyxeno: 53)
(Blitz: 18)
(Alexis: 27)
(Clyde Johanson: 14)
(Chief Inquisitor: 42)
(Inquisitor 1: 80)
(Inquisitor 2: Dead by shock.)

The first inquisitor looks at all the foes arrayed against him, then at the Chief Inquisitor and the dead second inquisitor. (5) He bravely stands his ground. ((On a six I would have him gain magic powers from his rage.)) Best, however, to attack somebody who could not fight back. (5vs. 2-3-1 ((-3 for unconscious, -1 for chainmail.)) Anyway... 2-3-1=-2.) That had to hurt. (2vs. 6-3 (at a -2 something has to happen.)) Unbelievable. The spear glanced off chainmail.

(5) The Burning Night stands up. Now conscious. "Hey Dedede, long time no see." King Dedede is confused. Who is this commoner? (1) The Burning Night collapses to the floor, unconscious. (2) He dreams of apple orchards. Wait, are those apples on fire? And the trees too?

Jase grunts. (2) Yeah, that doesn't taste as good now. Anyway... (6+2=8 vs. 3) So. (3+2=5vs.3-2=1) (1) Off goes the Chief Inquisitor's head.

Johnny Nahmates (5) notices a nice steel shortsword mounted on the tavern wall. (3) He's not sure if he can reach though... (5-1) Weapon get! (6vs.5) (4vs.5) One would thing a giant hammer could not be used to parry. You would be wrong.

Lahaco: (5-1) REBOOT_INITITATED- REBOOT_SUCCESSFUL... (6-1) Oh. Automatic power acquirement protocols activate, and begin to draw power from the rift which King Dedede entered from, never mind the fact it's closed. (6-1+3-1) FULL_CHARGE_AQUIRED-.

Sir Notspyxeno swears, then starts blasting. (3) Another small ice shard flies from his hand, landing on the floor. (3) What tendrils? They've all gone into the ceiling again.

Chief Inquisitor: No, wait. He's dead.

Alexis. (5) The staff shards fuse together, becoming a staff once again.

Blitz moves to attack his nemesis. (5vs.2-2=0) (1vs.6-3) The dagger bounces off King Dedede's robe.

(6) Clyde jerks awake.

King Dedede recovers from his confusion, and attacks. (4-2+1=3 vs. 3) (1+2-2=1vs.2) That barely misses.

((Due to lack of time I'll have to do the statuses later.))