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Author Topic: Roll to Survive the Game Master's Whimsy  (Read 32700 times)

poketwo

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Re: Roll to Survive the Game Master's Whimsy
« Reply #75 on: April 13, 2015, 05:43:17 pm »
"I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! I'M GOING TO SHOOT THAT CLOWN"

SHOOT THE CLOWN
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Re: Roll to Survive the Game Master's Whimsy
« Reply #76 on: April 13, 2015, 06:38:12 pm »
((Wouldn't a 6 be a leg removal due to overshoot? Rather then 4 which is a regular success?))

Construct new leg.
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Re: Roll to Survive the Game Master's Whimsy
« Reply #77 on: April 13, 2015, 08:06:07 pm »
4 is a minor success. And you had nothing to build the machine from. On a five you would have built it out of imagination, a six... fell mood.
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Quote from: NJW2000 on October 25, 2021, 09:26:06 am
FoU has some twisted role ideas. Screw second-guessing this mechanical garbage spaghetti, I'm basing everything on reads and visible daytime behaviour.

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Re: Roll to Survive the Game Master's Whimsy
« Reply #78 on: April 13, 2015, 08:19:41 pm »
Ah.
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Re: Roll to Survive the Game Master's Whimsy
« Reply #79 on: April 13, 2015, 08:53:21 pm »
"Excuse me for a moment. This clown does not seem to respect the sanctity of dueling."

Go slash the clown. With my axe. The blade of my axe. The edge of the blade. In a lethal manner. Lethal to the clown, not me.

((There, I specified this time.))
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Re: Roll to Survive the Game Master's Whimsy
« Reply #80 on: April 13, 2015, 10:22:05 pm »
Activate my Trap Card, This is my name, Sir Notspyxeno! on the clown.
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Re: Roll to Survive the Game Master's Whimsy
« Reply #81 on: April 14, 2015, 03:25:22 am »
Flying deer kick to clown head!
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Re: Roll to Survive the Game Master's Whimsy
« Reply #82 on: April 14, 2015, 03:35:22 pm »
"Oh, now you start attacking the clown? What changed? The acid pie? The deer attack?"

(Missing Nidilap. Endlessblaze, are you going to put up a character?)
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Quote from: NJW2000 on October 25, 2021, 09:26:06 am
FoU has some twisted role ideas. Screw second-guessing this mechanical garbage spaghetti, I'm basing everything on reads and visible daytime behaviour.

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Re: Roll to Survive the Game Master's Whimsy
« Reply #83 on: April 14, 2015, 03:44:02 pm »
"You not shutting up about it. Then I guess pink ball over here got not confused."
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Re: Roll to Survive the Game Master's Whimsy
« Reply #84 on: April 15, 2015, 10:05:54 am »
((There is room for me to join? Yay!
Let me get out of math class and I will get a sheet up))
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Quote from: endlessblaze on January 24, 2015, 11:28:55 pm
Kids make great meat shields.
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Re: Roll to Survive the Game Master's Whimsy
« Reply #85 on: April 15, 2015, 03:47:07 pm »
"Oh. Next time I'll just let you die."

(Note that you'll be added to the waitlist endlessblaze, but the death of a player is not the only way to get in.)
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Quote from: NJW2000 on October 25, 2021, 09:26:06 am
FoU has some twisted role ideas. Screw second-guessing this mechanical garbage spaghetti, I'm basing everything on reads and visible daytime behaviour.

Would you like to play a game of Mafia? The subforum is always open to new players.

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Re: Roll to Survive the Game Master's Whimsy
« Reply #86 on: April 15, 2015, 08:26:45 pm »
k....i may have to hold off on joining, we will see tomorrow
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Quote from: endlessblaze on January 24, 2015, 11:28:55 pm
Kids make great meat shields.
I nominate endlessblaze as our chief military executive!

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Re: Roll to Survive the Game Master's Whimsy
« Reply #87 on: April 17, 2015, 04:53:05 pm »
Strange tendrils begin to float down from the ceiling, moving towards Nidilap. Something seems wrong here...

Edit: The tendrils are nearly touching Nidilap. Why does this not seem good?

Edit 2: The tendrils wrap around Nidilap's arms and legs and begin moving him like a puppet.
« Last Edit: April 18, 2015, 09:42:09 am by FallacyofUrist »
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Quote from: NJW2000 on October 25, 2021, 09:26:06 am
FoU has some twisted role ideas. Screw second-guessing this mechanical garbage spaghetti, I'm basing everything on reads and visible daytime behaviour.

Would you like to play a game of Mafia? The subforum is always open to new players.

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Re: Roll to Survive the Game Master's Whimsy
« Reply #88 on: April 18, 2015, 10:15:15 am »
Turn Three: So Much Fail

INIT_BATTLE:
(Sir Notspyxeno: 93)
(Nidilap: 85)
(Lahaco: 27)
(Blitz: 2)
(Jase Bladeheart: 92)
(Johnny Nahmates: 26)
(Level One Evil Clown: 68)

Sir Notspyxeno draws his pistol and fires at the clown! (4-1=3vs. 4) The bullet misses. Sir Notspyxeno feels that if he could have focused and wasn't distracted by that taunting... that might have hit.

Jase rages at the clown! (6-1+2=7!vs.5) The axe hits strongly! Damage: (1+2vs.3) The clown parries with its dagger... barely.

Nidilap begins to move! (random attack roll: Jase Bladeheart!) Nidilap strikes at Jase! (5vs.5+2=7) The sword strike bounces off Jase's parry!

(2 for clowning around) The Evil Clown attacks with its dagger, having judged the greatest threat to be Jase! (2vs.4) why random.org why... (jase counterattack! 5-1+2vs.4) Yeah, the clown's leg is gone.

Lahaco: He attempts(he? she? it?) to build a new leg! (5 oh come on) Lahaco proceeds to cause matter to come into being with pure force of will! (roll to gain skill: I shouldn't do this... 6 oh right.) Lahaco has added the method of forcing matter into being with willpower into his memory banks. (matter roll: 5) Perfectly good scrap metal. Even a few good circuits usable for the servos. (crafting roll: 4) Lahaco proceeds to craft a new leg using all the metal-but Lahaco doesn't know how to attach the leg. It looks like it would work though.

Johnny Nahmates sends a kick to the Evil Clown's head! (4-1=3vs. 5) The clown rolls out of the way.

Blitz uses his copied ability! "THIS IS MY NAME! SIR NOTSPYXEN_COUGHCOUGHCOUGH" Blitz's throat is sore. Very sore. Ability fail.

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Level One Evil Clown.
Active: Acid Pie: Throw an acid pie at a target, -1 to hit but +2 extra acid damage. 2 turn cooldown. Cooling down for two more turns.
Passive: Evil Clown Mockery: When attacking the Evil Clown the attackers get -1 to hit.
Malus Passive: Evil Clowning Around: When preforming an action, roll a six-sided die or something similar. On a 1 the action is dropped automatically.
Inventory: Clown Suit, Clown Makeup Kit, Clown Dagger, Missing Left Leg, Prone.
« Last Edit: April 20, 2015, 06:56:28 pm by FallacyofUrist »
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Quote from: NJW2000 on October 25, 2021, 09:26:06 am
FoU has some twisted role ideas. Screw second-guessing this mechanical garbage spaghetti, I'm basing everything on reads and visible daytime behaviour.

Would you like to play a game of Mafia? The subforum is always open to new players.

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Re: Roll to Survive the Game Master's Whimsy
« Reply #89 on: April 18, 2015, 01:17:40 pm »
Study wiring on leg and stump to prepare for reattachment. Make a future note to not bloody use limbs in construction because that was stupid.
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