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Author Topic: Roll to Survive the Game Master's Whimsy  (Read 32668 times)

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Re: Roll to Survive the Game Master's Whimsy
« Reply #45 on: April 12, 2015, 04:12:00 am »
Convey that I am sorry through interprative dance while running away.

((Don't I have my poisonous needles in my inventory))
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Re: Roll to Survive the Game Master's Whimsy
« Reply #46 on: April 12, 2015, 01:19:21 pm »
You don't get an inventory.  ;)

Turn One: And Machines... and Deer... Okay I'm Just Confused

Sir Notspyxeno draws his gun (5!)! The gun is now firmly leveled at Blitz.

Nidilap: Sword! Wait, ?. (5). "SWORD!!!" He draws his sword from his non-existent scabbard. He stares down the deer. (5 vs. 6) Nidilap is promptly weirded out.

Lahaco: Init-Resonance_Cascade: (5). Random-org loves you guys. Lahaco discovers a hidden file! (5) okay what is with Random.org. Promptly opening it, he sees instructions for an experimental -(1) perpetual coffee machine? Lahaco is confused and proceeds to rant: "INITRESONANCECASCADEINITRESONANCECASCADE!!!"

Blitz wants to be tough to kill. So he fires off Copy. Oh wait, that only works on abilities. (5) He gains "This is my name: Sir Notspyxeno!" for the next 2 turns!

Jase Bladeheart suddenly becomes violent. He goes after (5) Nidilap! (1+2 to hit vs. 4 to dodge): The axe blow misses. "GRAHHH!!!"

Johnny Nahmates flees and dances, dances and flees. (2). He dances and flees right into a Level One Evil Clown!

INIT_BATTLE:
(Sir Notspyxeno: 93)
(Nidilap: 85)
(Lahaco: 27)
(Blitz: 2)
(Jase Bladeheart: 92)
(Johnny Nahmates: 26)
(Level One Evil Clown: 68)

Statuses may be found near the first post, otherwise referred to as the OP.

Background roll: (5): Everyone notices that they are in a large cubic room. The wall are purple. There is a black computer screen in one of the walls, with a slot that would fit a credit card underneath.

Evil Clown examination roll: (5. Okay. Wat.)

^#&Q&&#:
Level One Evil Clown.
Active: Acid Pie: Throw an acid pie at a target, -1 to hit but +2 extra acid damage. 2 turn cooldown.
Passive: Evil Clown Mockery: When attacking the Evil Clown the attackers get -1 to hit.
Malus Passive: Evil Clowning Around: When preforming an action, roll a six-sided die or something similar. On a 1 the action is dropped automatically.
Inventory: Clown Suit, Clown Makeup Kit, Clown Dagger.
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Re: Roll to Survive the Game Master's Whimsy
« Reply #47 on: April 12, 2015, 01:22:16 pm »
I activate my trap card, This is my name, Sir Notspyxeno on the Evil Clown!
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Re: Roll to Survive the Game Master's Whimsy
« Reply #48 on: April 12, 2015, 01:24:50 pm »
FUCK YOU JASE, SWORD SLASH HIM 10 TIMES
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

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Re: Roll to Survive the Game Master's Whimsy
« Reply #49 on: April 12, 2015, 01:27:58 pm »
"Incredible! The subjects fight amongst themselves even when there is obviously a much more dangerous threat in the area! Even with the possibility of loot!"
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Quote from: NJW2000 on October 25, 2021, 09:26:06 am
FoU has some twisted role ideas. Screw second-guessing this mechanical garbage spaghetti, I'm basing everything on reads and visible daytime behaviour.

Would you like to play a game of Mafia? The subforum is always open to new players.

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Re: Roll to Survive the Game Master's Whimsy
« Reply #50 on: April 12, 2015, 01:57:34 pm »
"Alright cannibal, hands up  where I can see them!"
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Re: Roll to Survive the Game Master's Whimsy
« Reply #51 on: April 12, 2015, 01:58:47 pm »
"...who the hell are you talking to?"
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Re: Roll to Survive the Game Master's Whimsy
« Reply #52 on: April 12, 2015, 02:05:24 pm »
I search for some kind of weapon to use

((I get to hold weapons in my arms right. Also I should totally get inventory just cuz I'm a deer doesn't mean I can't hold stuff, you deer racist.))
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Re: Roll to Survive the Game Master's Whimsy
« Reply #53 on: April 12, 2015, 02:06:18 pm »
Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 12, 2015, 01:58:47 pm
"...who the hell are you talking to?"
"You, cannibal ."
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Re: Roll to Survive the Game Master's Whimsy
« Reply #54 on: April 12, 2015, 02:08:08 pm »
"But... I've never eaten one of my kind. Actually, I've never ate another living being, period.
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Re: Roll to Survive the Game Master's Whimsy
« Reply #55 on: April 12, 2015, 02:17:00 pm »
(Hmpph. You can hold things in your arms... I suppose. Okay then, instead of inventory you get two Hold Slots each can hold one item. Note that an ordinary inventory may be acquired if you get some sort of backpack.)

"Ah, excuse me? May I have your attention please?"

The voice comes from the screen in the wall. A male face shows. You cannot seem to focus on the details.
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Quote from: NJW2000 on October 25, 2021, 09:26:06 am
FoU has some twisted role ideas. Screw second-guessing this mechanical garbage spaghetti, I'm basing everything on reads and visible daytime behaviour.

Would you like to play a game of Mafia? The subforum is always open to new players.

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Re: Roll to Survive the Game Master's Whimsy
« Reply #56 on: April 12, 2015, 02:29:57 pm »
Wave and do a lovely deer smile.
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Re: Roll to Survive the Game Master's Whimsy
« Reply #57 on: April 12, 2015, 03:17:12 pm »
"Technically we just call you that due to your resemblance to a certain famous movie character in personality, but that is not the point. Now that we have you xeno, you will pay for all the sick murders you committed."


WEIRD NAME TURNS HEAD TOWARDS GM SCREEN

"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?! ARE YOU IN LEAGUE WITH THE PRAETOR?"
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Re: Roll to Survive the Game Master's Whimsy
« Reply #58 on: April 12, 2015, 05:39:57 pm »
"Why, good sir, I am the one who brought you here! And if you wish to live, you should cooperate with Blitz and the others. And kill that evil clown. As for the Praetor... I don't know who that is, but he might make a good minion if you hate him that much!"
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Quote from: NJW2000 on October 25, 2021, 09:26:06 am
FoU has some twisted role ideas. Screw second-guessing this mechanical garbage spaghetti, I'm basing everything on reads and visible daytime behaviour.

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Re: Roll to Survive the Game Master's Whimsy
« Reply #59 on: April 12, 2015, 05:42:54 pm »
Deer kick the evil clown, then if I can hold it down so others can get it.
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