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[~Neri]

I realize I totally forgot to change actions.

Whoops. Sorreh Jase~

Wander off and loot the Inquisitor Corpse. Jase has been punished sufficiently and digging through the intestines would take too long.

[poketwo]

GRAB THE CARD, THEN PUT IT IN THE TERMINAL

[Beirus]

Activate that Reroll coin inside me for the dodge roll to the drill (the one I got a 1 on.) Get the card and put it in the terminal.

((This'll be the second time people are stealing loot from Jase's kills. Jase is gonna start chopping heads off at some point. Also, did I get no bonus to my rolls from being prepared?))

[~Neri]

((Technically LaHaCo killed one of the Inquisitors.))

[Beirus]

((Technically LaHaCo killed one of the Inquisitors.))

((Not the Chief inquisitor, who I assume the coin is on. That was all Jase.))

[FallacyofUrist]

Activate that Reroll coin inside me for the dodge roll to the drill (the one I got a 1 on.) Get the card and put it in the terminal.

((This'll be the second time people are stealing loot from Jase's kills. Jase is gonna start chopping heads off at some point. Also, did I get no bonus to my rolls from being prepared?))

((Hm. The Reroll coin can't be used in interactions against other players- I thought doing that would be unfair. And preparation- you were only prepared for a short time. If you had done it in the previous turn, likely.))

[~Neri]

((Don't worry Jase~ You're probably fine~ Only a hole in your belly.))

[FallacyofUrist]

((endlessblaze has not posted -- of course statuses need to come first.))

[Beirus]

((Man, was seriously hoping for another Hardcore ability chance roll after that.))

[endlessblaze]

i am aware this is a dream, so I have power over it. Make the apple fall into my hand, eat it, wake up

[FallacyofUrist]

Turn Seventeen: Blitz Meets the Grim Reaper

INIT_FOR_BATTLE
(Lahaco: 59)
(Johnny Nahmates: 62)
(The Burning Night: 77)
(Jase Bladeheart: 68)
(Sir Notspyxeno: 53)
(Blitz: 18)
(Alexis: 27)
(Clyde Johanson: 14)
He's gone.
(King Dedede: 62)

The Burning Night goes after the dang apple. (5) The apple wobbles, then falls into his palm. Chomp. (2)... agh... agh... (Now unconscious within unconsciousness.) (2) No more dreams for you.

Jase has no clue what a Reroll Coin is. (You dare metagame? Meta-fist: (1+2=3vs.5)) Jase evades some mysterious force... this time. (4) He picks up the card, however. He then moves towards the terminal.

Johnny Nahmates and King Dedede act at the same time yet again. Stab. Stab. (6vs.4) (6vs.3) (3) The sword lodges in the King's ribcage. The King counterattacks with his special attack. (4+1=5vs.3+2=5) The explosion still hits, but the actual hammer doesn't hit him. (1+2=3vs.5) That deer is very good at dodging.

Lahaco sees the inquisitor's corpses don't have much valuables(1), in fact, their weapons have turned to ashes. The card looks tempting, however... (6vs.6) Incredible flurries of grabbing and moving happen, but nothing comes out of it.

Sir Notspyxeno is the latest precipitant in the Loot Frenzy. He goes after the card. (1vs.3) He trips on the Chief Inquisitor's corpse and falls to the ground, (5) going into a roll and coming out standing.

Alexis sees the card, then realizes what it is. (4vs.3) (3) He trips Jase, but doesn't get the card.

Blitz goes after the card. (6-1=5vs.4) (2-1) Aggh... now he's bleeding out. (bleeding out: will die after two turns if not medically treated. Can currently still speak.) He notices a shadowy form at the edge of his vision.

Clyde decides if everybody else wants the card, then he should also. (5+3(brawl bonus)vs.6) (2+2+1(prone)) He grabs the card, (6) then jams it in the slot. "... I did not expect that to happen."

"It's a DISASTER, like the time with those three nerd rappers!"

The terminal seems to spark, then self-destructs.

Statuses later- oh wait... (explosion:3) the explosion hits Blitz and Clyde, but nobody else. (2-2) (2) Clyde is knocked unconscious, but Blitz... (crit survival fail: 1 oh no. At this point, it's either death or near death. On a natural five or six, no death, anything else... (6)) Blitz is rendered unable to speak. He will die next turn if not treated.

Statuses later.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Guuuuuh... Lay there, flopping uselessly.
((This is your fault, Kevak.))

[conein]

((What happened to blitz?))

[Generally me]

Grab sword with one hand and poke his eyes with the other.

((Also karma guys, should have left it for whoever killed it))

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Grab sword with one hand and poke his eyes with the other.

((Also karma guys, should have left it for whoever killed it))

((...don't talk about karma to me.))