Turn... Sixteen: Everybody Kill Lahaco
INIT_FOR_BATTLE
(Lahaco: 59)
(Johnny Nahmates: 62)
(The Burning Night: 77)
(Jase Bladeheart: 68)
(Sir Notspyxeno: 53)
(Blitz: 18)
(Alexis: 27)
(Clyde Johanson: 14)
He's gone.
(King Dedede: 62)
((Maybe I should add a poll about the init system.))
The Burning Night goes after one of the apples. (3) Dang, it's too far up. That's a pain. (2) Everything in your dream landscape seems to increase in clarity.
Jase... finishes his conversation with Lahaco and takes a defensive stance.
Johnny Nahmates continues his stabbing of the King. (4vs.5) Tink. Tink.
King Dedede smashes Johnny with his hammer. (4+1=5vs.3+2=5) Omph, barely dodged that.
Lahaco acts! (4) His arm clatters a bit, then shifts into a drill. That can't be good- (1+2=3vs.1) Jase winces as the drill slams into his stomach. (6+2=8vs.4+3) (5) He's an axemaster. They don't go down easy. Of course, now his stomach is bleeding out- somewhat. Without that shield he would have been rekd. (2) The Reroll Coin must have passed into his intestines.
Jase counterattacks. (3+2=5vs.3) (1+2=3vs.6) Lahaco parries the axe strike with his drill.
Sir Notspyxeno grabs his newly formed Ice Longsword and chucks it at King Dedede. (5vs.1) (4+1vs.6) King Dedede smashes the Longsword into the ground with a hammer strike.
Alexis identifies the source of the disturbance and moves to remove it. (2-Lahaco) Alexis walks over to Lahaco and applies the thwack. (3vs.3) The staff strike misses.
Blitz staggers over to the terminal. (4) He's not dead yet. "Oh, hello! Would you like me to kill you?" "... you haven't improved in your bluntness." "Oh, be quiet, you."
Clyde looks at the terminal. (2) His fist moves towards it. He doesn't like it one bit. (1+3=4vs.3+10=13) The fist bounces off the terminal.
"Note there is a... ah... Serenade, what card got assigned to them after the Inquisitor got killed?" (?) "A Bronze Level Up card, with one Star." "Ah, yes, there is a Level Up card with one star on it on the Inquisitor's corpse. Have fun with that."