Turn Fifteen: Arsenal Lahaco
INIT_FOR_BATTLE
(Lahaco: 59)
(Johnny Nahmates: 62)
(The Burning Night: 77)
(Jase Bladeheart: 68)
(Sir Notspyxeno: 53)
(Blitz: 18)
(Alexis: 27)
(Clyde Johanson: 14)
(Fell Inquisitor: 80)
(King Dedede: 62)
(2) He's gone. He's running right out of the building.
(1) Blaze meditates- oh, hello flaming apples. (In flame orchard again.)
Jase sees no inquisitor, he must have left. (1) Wait, never mind. (7: Clyde) (2+2vs.6) The axe strike misses, thudding into the bar.
Johnny Nahmates and King Dedede act at the same time! What inquisitor? (1 really random.org?) Never mind. (5) Thankfully Johnny Nahmates is going after King Dedede. (3vs.2) Stab- (4vs.6) Parry. King Dedede returns the favor promptly. (2+1vs.3+2) Miss. "AHHAHHAHAHHA!"
Lahaco climbs the stairs, (6) And loads his Energy Harpoon Minigun. (WHYYYYY!!!!) No inquisitor in sight. (1 something's wrong with Random.org) Nevermind. DAKKA! (target: Blitz(5)) Lahaco walks over to the window, and unleashes a flurry of energy harpoons into Blitz. (1,5,4vs.1-2,4-2,2-2) Crikey. (2+1,2+1,6+1vs.4,2,1) All three of the harpoon shots hit, but only two have effect. One just nicks Blitz's leg, but the other (1 oh crud) impales Blitz and pins him to the rock. (4) Blitz remains conscious, barely.
Sir Notspyxeno tries to make an ice sword again. (6, crit: (2)) It looks unstable... and it's too big to use... but hey, it's an Ice Longsword!
Alexis notices stuff. The more important thing seems to be (7: Clyde!) Alexis grabs Clyde's hand, and asks him for a drink.
Blitz attempts to stab King Dedede. (5) He rips the harpoon out of his chest, (2) stumbles into the tavern, (6-1vs.5-2) (2-1vs.6-2) The dagger glances off the king's robes.
Clyde decides to end the chaos. (Roll for secret weapon: 5) A strange crystal is launched at King Dedede. (3vs.5) Nope, King Dedede knocked the crystal away.
... so?