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[cerapa]

They are?

I was unaware it actually has some way it's supposed to be pronounced.

[Dorsidwarf]

Turn 6: 'Par' score missed!

Open crate 29.

29 contains a small flaming lolipop. You have the urge to lick it.

Crate 24

This contains a canoe with 'MEATBAGS ARE INFERIOR' scrawled on the side. You suddenly feel unwell.

get box # 19. Open it.

You get the box. You open it. Inside is Nikkle-schmersk Shmuck, an aeroplane alight with unholy glow. It's the size of a cat. It smells like... the opposite of cabbages. Whatever that is.

Open crate 36
Run like hell

Push cerepa's head toward the ground and when it hits it, repeatedly stomp on his neck with my foot.

[roll]
[roll]
Cerepa wriggles away from Fniff, who angrily kicks him in the back of the legs as he pegs it, grabbing a crate as he goes. What dedication to loot-grabbing.

He gets 36, or  Nikkle-predator Vibration, a fingernail-sized main battle tank. Wow, if only this had been bigger. It still weighs as much as a real MBT though, so that's a problem towards this continuedfleeing problem.

[Delekates]

Send aeroplane to fniff and cerapa, give them some unholy rays }-)
check manifest.

[Andres]

Go around the side and destroy wipeout1024 with my minigun.

[wipeout1024]

Run for my life.

[Playergamer]

((Cerepa, knock fniff over and drop the tank on his chest. It'll be glorious.))

[Andres]

Bump.

[Dorsidwarf]

Cerapa and Fniff have 24 hours to post

[Fniff]

(Apologies!)
Grab the tank from behind and pull it towards me, so it crushes cerapa from the weight.

[Dorsidwarf]

Send aeroplane to fniff and cerapa, give them some unholy rays }-)
check manifest.

[5]
You launch the mini aeroplane, and watch is buzz around their head. A green glowing barrier appears over them, with a hologram of what looks like some sort of cabbage in a red circle with a crossed bar hovering above them.

Go around the side and destroy wipeout1024 with my minigun.

Run for my life.

[roll for priority]
Andres bursts around the corner, spinning up a handheld minigun! wipeout flips out, but
[roll to fire]
is blasted with minigun rounds in the legs, toppling to the ground.
[roll]
He scrambles up, running for hiss life, blood pouring out of every wound, legs screaming in pain, and collapses once around the corner of the next crate.
[[Wipeout will die of blood loss in 3 turns!]]

(Apologies!)
Grab the tank from behind and pull it towards me, so it crushes cerapa from the weight.

[roll for priority]
[roll]
Fniff grabs the fleeing cerapa by the tank, right as their knees buckle, and suplexes him backwards, realising too late the tank is too heavy to be thrown around like that.
[[roll]
[roll]
[roll]
Cerapa's head is crushed like a bug under the weight of an inexplicably-sized Tiger II, dying almost instantly. Fniff screams in pain, but is still alive, tank having mangled his right arm and come to rest on the pulp that was his right leg.
[Cerapa is dead!]
Fniff cannot move well and will die in four turns!


THE BLOODENING

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Sign me up please!

[Andres]

No mercy for stooges.

[wipeout1024]

Find a way to staunch the bleeding.

[Delekates]

i read manifest actually. Plzzzz

[Dorsidwarf]

i read manifest actually. Plzzzz

I stopped posting the manifest because I somehow lost my copy of the sanitized artifact list which had individual ownership on it. I can post a version without owners if you just want to browse for funny-named death sticks.