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[Nidilap]

Do a LOT of cocaine. Get angry. And call the leader of the attackers on my 80s phone

[poketwo]

SUMMON EVEN MORE SCYTHER SWARMS AND MASSIVELY POWERFUL ARCANE ARMOR AND THE 3 SACRED TREASURES

[spazyak]

Do a LOT of cocaine. Get angry. And call the leader of the attackers on my 80s phone

uhh what do you tell them? you are talking to poketwo and fallacyofurist

[Nidilap]

Do a LOT of cocaine. Get angry. And call the leader of the attackers on my 80s phone

uhh what do you tell them? you are talking to poketwo and fallacyofurist

"Whoever you bugs are, know one thing and one thing only. MIAMI IS NIDILAP TURF, MUTHAFUCKA!! YOU WANNA PLAY WITH MATCHES, YOU GONNA GET BURNED. SO COME ON, COME ON MUTHFUCKA!!!"

[poketwo]

Do a LOT of cocaine. Get angry. And call the leader of the attackers on my 80s phone

uhh what do you tell them? you are talking to poketwo and fallacyofurist

"Whoever you bugs are, know one thing and one thing only. MIAMI IS NIDILAP TURF, MUTHAFUCKA!! YOU WANNA PLAY WITH MATCHES, YOU GONNA GET BURNED. SO COME ON, COME ON MUTHFUCKA!!!"

"THE SWARM IS INFINITE, YOUR AMMO MUST RUN OUT EVENTUALLY. YOU WILL FALL AND ALL OF MIAMI WILL BE CONVERTED TO A HUGE WEAPON FORGE. USING SLAVEPUNK TECH TO MASS PRODUCE STUFF.

[Generally me]

Teach people of the wonders of interprative dance fighting. You can speak while fighting HOW GREAT IS THAT.

[Nidilap]

Do a LOT of cocaine. Get angry. And call the leader of the attackers on my 80s phone

uhh what do you tell them? you are talking to poketwo and fallacyofurist

"Whoever you bugs are, know one thing and one thing only. MIAMI IS NIDILAP TURF, MUTHAFUCKA!! YOU WANNA PLAY WITH MATCHES, YOU GONNA GET BURNED. SO COME ON, COME ON MUTHFUCKA!!!"

"THE SWARM IS INFINITE, YOUR AMMO MUST RUN OUT EVENTUALLY. YOU WILL FALL AND ALL OF MIAMI WILL BE CONVERTED TO A HUGE WEAPON FORGE. USING SLAVEPUNK TECH TO MASS PRODUCE STUFF.

YOU KNOW WHAT, BUG? I LIKE YOU. YOU GOT BALLS. BUT YOU BETTER PRY MIAMI OUT OF MY COLD DEAD HANDS, BECAUSE I WILL RIP YOU INSECTS APART LIKE THAT STARSHIP TROOPER DUDE. BYT THE WAY, HAVE YOU WATCHED THAT SHIT?!  FUCKING FANTASTIC FILM.

[poketwo]

Do a LOT of cocaine. Get angry. And call the leader of the attackers on my 80s phone

uhh what do you tell them? you are talking to poketwo and fallacyofurist

"Whoever you bugs are, know one thing and one thing only. MIAMI IS NIDILAP TURF, MUTHAFUCKA!! YOU WANNA PLAY WITH MATCHES, YOU GONNA GET BURNED. SO COME ON, COME ON MUTHFUCKA!!!"

"THE SWARM IS INFINITE, YOUR AMMO MUST RUN OUT EVENTUALLY. YOU WILL FALL AND ALL OF MIAMI WILL BE CONVERTED TO A HUGE WEAPON FORGE. USING SLAVEPUNK TECH TO MASS PRODUCE STUFF.

YOU KNOW WHAT, BUG? I LIKE YOU. YOU GOT BALLS. BUT YOU BETTER PRY MIAMI OUT OF MY COLD DEAD HANDS, BECAUSE I WILL RIP YOU INSECTS APART LIKE THAT STARSHIP TROOPER DUDE. BYT THE WAY, HAVE YOU WATCHED THAT SHIT?!  FUCKING FANTASTIC FILM.

"I AM NOT A BUG, I AM HUMAN YOU FREAK. AND I HAPPEN TO BE A DEMI-GOD, SO NOT MUCH WOULD HURT ME."

[Nidilap]

Do a LOT of cocaine. Get angry. And call the leader of the attackers on my 80s phone

uhh what do you tell them? you are talking to poketwo and fallacyofurist

"Whoever you bugs are, know one thing and one thing only. MIAMI IS NIDILAP TURF, MUTHAFUCKA!! YOU WANNA PLAY WITH MATCHES, YOU GONNA GET BURNED. SO COME ON, COME ON MUTHFUCKA!!!"

"THE SWARM IS INFINITE, YOUR AMMO MUST RUN OUT EVENTUALLY. YOU WILL FALL AND ALL OF MIAMI WILL BE CONVERTED TO A HUGE WEAPON FORGE. USING SLAVEPUNK TECH TO MASS PRODUCE STUFF.

YOU KNOW WHAT, BUG? I LIKE YOU. YOU GOT BALLS. BUT YOU BETTER PRY MIAMI OUT OF MY COLD DEAD HANDS, BECAUSE I WILL RIP YOU INSECTS APART LIKE THAT STARSHIP TROOPER DUDE. BYT THE WAY, HAVE YOU WATCHED THAT SHIT?!  FUCKING FANTASTIC FILM.

"I AM NOT A BUG, I AM HUMAN YOU FREAK. AND I HAPPEN TO BE A DEMI-GOD, SO NOT MUCH WOULD HURT ME."

OH HO, DID I HIT A NERVE BABBYYYY??? WELL, MR. DEMIGOD, COME GET YOUR HEROIC TRAGEDY!!!

[endlessblaze]

find an uninhabited island and build a dark tower on it.

[FallacyofUrist]

"Destroy the leader, destroy the swarm. Humph."

Unleash a focused lance of fire at the swarm leading demigod!

[spazyak]

I will update at 6 I just have to get somethings done

[spazyak]

SUMMON EVEN MORE SCYTHER SWARMS AND MASSIVELY POWERFUL ARCANE ARMOR AND THE 3 SACRED TREASURES

3 you are able to bring your swarm to its original strength.
4. you succeed in summoning some arcane armor, but not anything that will make yu invincible, an even as some one who has merged with the swarm, you can't hold the spell forever
As or the treasure you will need to contact the one named Endlessblaze
Luckily your armor and rejuvenated swarm save you when you get struck by a flaming bolt. Your armor shaatters and you are thrown into a ruined building. All goes dark

"Destroy the leader, destroy the swarm. Humph."

Unleash a focused lance of fire at the swarm leading demigod!

6+1 vs 4+2 You hit him but unluckily for you, his armor manages to save him, you see the leader of the swarm get tossed into a ruined building. His swarm surrounding him in defense

find an uninhabited island and build a dark tower on it.

2 you try to search for uninhabited land but all you can find that is uninhabited are ruins, smoldering destroyed ruins, The results look like something that only a god could have done. You happen upon a dark fortress in ruins.

[poketwo]

ORDER THE SWARM TO RUSH THE FIRE GUY

[spazyak]

Teach people of the wonders of interprative dance fighting. You can speak while fighting HOW GREAT IS THAT.

sorry almost forgot you.
5. You succeed in spreading the message of dance fighting. The village you are in go from fighting the orcs with swords and force of might to swords and songs with dancing