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Author Topic: [FANGAME] Reliving past: Everybody vs Miyamoto, Take 2  (Read 92827 times)

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Re: [FANGAME] Reliving past: Fight 4. Filing complaints ARM style
« Reply #465 on: May 07, 2015, 03:09:51 pm »

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Re: [FANGAME] Reliving past: Fight 4. Filing complaints ARM style
« Reply #466 on: May 07, 2015, 04:44:49 pm »

((I'd join, but I want to keep my tactics secret for when I actually fight Miyamoto... So I'll just enjoy the show.))
This is my logic here as well.
Also I'm too sick to form effective tactics right now.
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Re: [FANGAME] Reliving past: Fight 4. Filing complaints ARM style
« Reply #467 on: May 07, 2015, 05:15:50 pm »

"Hmmm, if we are to defeat him, we must partake in inclusive actions, one of us will never get through that armour and manipulator capability, so I believe an effective strategy is in order."
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Re: [FANGAME] Reliving past: Fight 4. Filing complaints ARM style
« Reply #468 on: May 07, 2015, 09:23:22 pm »

"Yes, excellent plan John. He'll never see that coming."
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Re: [FANGAME] Reliving past: Fight 4. Filing complaints ARM style
« Reply #469 on: May 08, 2015, 02:02:16 am »

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((Only buying a Dex and Uncon stim for now.))
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« Reply #470 on: May 08, 2015, 02:50:15 am »

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« Reply #471 on: May 08, 2015, 01:01:02 pm »

"My my, up to no good you boys are it seems. Very well then, let's dance!"

Miyamoto is first to move. He tosses something from underneath his cloak and a moment later it explodes. Jason and Charles switfly move behind Lars and use him as a shield. Thaddeus manages to fly away from explosion.

Han jumps behind a large crate, which also happens to be where Dubley is flying to. This results a collision where Dubley's spike defence armor impales Han rather viciously! Han is now full of holes and dead.

Ronald finds another crate for himself to use as shield, but explosion caughts him by angle. Luckily it doesn't really hurt him.

Lars takes brunt of the explosion. It doesn't really harm his battlesuit at all, but his shoulder cannon gets a little bit mangled.

Ryan basically catches the explosive with his hands. Of course this is a very stupid thing to do. He dies. Flesh is weak. But don't worry, we can rebuild you better! He wakes up in infirmary as a robot.

Johnothen jumps backwards and uses his legs to protect his body, but cannot evade damage. Explosion peels suit and skin away from his right shin. That really hurts!

But Miyamoto isn't done yet! Thanks to all commodity and confusion caused by the explosion he has enough time to use manipulator to crush Lars into small ball inside his battlesuit! In same time he turns his heavy laser at Thaddeus and fires. Even on low power and high diffusion it is still very powerfull weapon, burning Thaddeus's legs and arms off. Battlesuit armor over his torso and helmet saves him from instant death.


((Huh. Oops. Nevermind that then))

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That's about all you can do as a quadruple amputee. And probably because of your recent loss of limbs you fuck up that magnificently. Like fucked it up really good. Small ball of white hot burning hate appears in front of your face. It grows and swallows your head and burns it into ashes.

...And then it explodes. Let's see who's still alive and close enough... Hmm, for once a lucky rolls all around. Nobody else gets hurt by your incompetence.

You wake up in infirmary in a robot body. As such you naturally lost your redundant organs. I probably should take everything away from you due damage you received and caused, but at this rate you lot will be fighting Miyamoto naked so I let it be.

((Erm, nevermind. I'll save up.))

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You feel burning inside. You definitely got acid bugs but they are probably leaking acid all over your guts.


"General, why must you continue this heresy?"

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You wake up in infirmary as a robot. A miracle of Steve saved your life somehow! Praise Steve! There's few other robot people and more corpses keep materializing up here. Nurses and doctors are very busy.

Your battlesuit doesn't appear to be here. It's probably still in hangar.


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You make use of a moment of break in the battle and escape into armory. You buy your thing and try to use it, but can't figure out how. Probably better stay here before running back into fight.


"Hmmm, if we are to defeat him, we must partake in inclusive actions, one of us will never get through that armour and manipulator capability, so I believe an effective strategy is in order."
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"LOL JK DAKADAKADAKADAKADAKA"

Ignoring pain in your leg you spray crystals everywhere but Miyamoto. That was well wasted ammo.


"Yes, excellent plan John. He'll never see that coming."
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First the laser: You crank it up to full power and shoot at his laser, but Miyamoto moves like a leaf in hurricane and saves his death cannon from destruction.

And the number gun: It shoots golden beam. Again Miyamoto's dances away from it, but the moment the beam reaches the spot where his laser was it suddenly changes direction towards his laser again. Miya saves his gun again and again beam changes direction like a homing pigeon. This time Miya can't save his weapon fast enough and beam splits into million small snakes that bite it full of holes.

((Miyamoto's heavy laser is destroyed.))


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((Only buying a Dex and Uncon stim for now.))

Sorry. You wake up in infirmary. You are robot now.


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Everything? Ok.

Unused Advanced Armor Package - 10 tokens.
Used MK III - 6 tokens.
Used Suppressive Fire Entity "Pawn" - 3 tokens.
Arm cannon - Armory master won't take back gifts.
Enchanced capacity - Not really pawnable...

You have now 19 tokens.



This was a great first turn. One accidental team kill, two murders, one laser based amputation turned amp assisted suicide and another one is already melting his intestines.


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    Johnothen
    Dubley
    Jason
Infirmary
    Thaddeus
    Lars
    Han
    Ryan
Armory
    Ronald
    Charles
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Re: [FANGAME] Reliving past: Fight 4. Filing complaints ARM style
« Reply #472 on: May 08, 2015, 01:28:26 pm »

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Re: [FANGAME] Reliving past: Fight 4. Filing complaints ARM style
« Reply #473 on: May 08, 2015, 01:30:24 pm »

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In any case it would be a battle of critical thinking and I refuse to fight an unarmed individual.
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Re: [FANGAME] Reliving past: Fight 4. Filing complaints ARM style
« Reply #474 on: May 08, 2015, 02:11:33 pm »

"...damnit. I liked my body. Welp, time to try and not die again!"

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Re: [FANGAME] Reliving past: Fight 4. Filing complaints ARM style
« Reply #475 on: May 08, 2015, 03:04:57 pm »

Do I get tokens for catching a nuke? :P

Otherwise,
Back to the action. Aim a heat-ball right where I think his soft, fleshy body is!

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Re: [FANGAME] Reliving past: Fight 4. Filing complaints ARM style
« Reply #476 on: May 08, 2015, 03:07:13 pm »

"Haha suck it general! There's more where that came from!"

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Re: [FANGAME] Reliving past: Fight 4. Filing complaints ARM style
« Reply #477 on: May 08, 2015, 03:26:26 pm »

Do I get tokens for catching a nuke? :P

Otherwise,
Back to the action. Aim a heat-ball right where I think his soft, fleshy body is!

Dunno if I want to give tokens for rolling 1 for endurance.



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Re: [FANGAME] Reliving past: Fight 4. Filing complaints ARM style
« Reply #478 on: May 08, 2015, 08:41:24 pm »

"Hmmm, perhaps I should change my tactics."
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« Reply #479 on: May 08, 2015, 11:58:05 pm »

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