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Replay Mission 5 (Serial Mind Control)

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Einsteinian Roulette (Few centuries before Mission 1)

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Total Members Voted: 7

[Xantalos]

Team ... A.

If I'm not in Charles still, bitchslap him. If I am, eat him.

[Doomblade187]

Team B, for outnumberedness fun. Buy battle stims for uncon, and end, as well as ball joints.

[Nunzillor]

Team B, I think.  Buy single seat rocketbike, monoatomic machete, and  eighth kiloton charge.

[Shaporia]

Buy a magnetic field manipulator, sell all of my things to buy a 7 token brain. Team B.

[Gentlefish]

Join team HoneyBadger.

Also equip myself with Kinetic Infuser and Mass Manip (alongside already-installed microwave manip)

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Team Bloopers for me, thanks.
Oh, also sell the laser rifle (Unused) and gauss rifle HP rounds (Also unused) to buy a jump pack.

[Empiricist]

Team B

[AoshimaMichio]

TRAITORS!

There was a mission, nice and easy one. Job was to recover two data storage devices. One contains coordinates for many important and usefull things, including location of Steve's brains. Other one contains decoder to make data actually readable.

Everything was relatively fine until it was time to leave. That's when the other team was revealed to be UWM sympatizers! They have the storage device for locations and your team has device for decoder. They want the decoder and will do everything to get it, while you absolutely must get their storage device. You know how catastrophic it would be in hands of UWM!

In order to hinder the traitors your team switched communications frequency. Traitors did the same, so you can't tell what they are planning.

Get the data storage device they are hiding in their shuttle and keep yours safe! Only when you have both in posession of your team you can leave this hellhole!

TEAM A Brother Lars      Ronald Dubley Jason Xan Lyra

TEAM 1 Miyamoto Thaddeus Han Thren Tek Zayne Ryan Johnothen Bright Charles

The battlefield here is a canyon maze. Dark areas on map are low and bright areas are high land. Canyon walls are about 20 meters high and very hard to climb unaided.

Spoiler: Map (click to show/hide)

Team ... A.

If I'm not in Charles still, bitchslap him. If I am, eat him.

Charles is a traitor. Go strangle him.

Join team HoneyBadger.

Also equip myself with Kinetic Infuser and Mass Manip (alongside already-installed microwave manip)

Your things are amps, not manips.

Team Bloopers for me, thanks.
Oh, also sell the laser rifle (Unused) and gauss rifle HP rounds (Also unused) to buy a jump pack.

That leaves you with only gauss rifle. After this trade you still have 10 extra tokens to burning in your pockets. Are you sure you are fine with that?


Edit: The data storage device is a box twice as big as a basketball.

[Toaster]

Team A  (Everyone, please start with this so we don't derp around)


"Brothers and sisters of Steve!  We shall slay these abominable heretics for their vile sins!  Get me a fix on their position so I can rain down death from above!"


(Brother Lars loadout:

Long Range Battlesuit
LR BS cannon (LESHO but bigger, 6 shots)
PEW
Shard Launcher
Raduga
Gauss Rifle
Neuro amp)

[Parisbre56]

Can I go with team A to even the teams out?

[Radio Controlled]

Team 1

Are we allowed to use the shuttle?

((If yes, dibs on the idea team Assholes!))

Send message on general frequency so the other team is sure to hear it:

"You damn dirty traitors! Give us what we want and perhaps we may let you live!"

[Lenglon]

Team A, Lyra

on general freq:
"mrowr?"

Spoiler: action, trusting people to be honorable and not open if they aren't on my team (click to show/hide)

I remove my suit and toss it in our shuttle before running down the canyons to the north, going invisible once I'm out of the line of sight of my teammates, staying where my cat-eyes give me the advantage and staying near the canyon walls as best I can to avoid letting people with cameyes on nonstandard vision settings see me from the skies.

[AoshimaMichio]

Can I go with team A to even the teams out?

Team Absurdly overpowered? Sure, why not.

[Toaster]

Lars just has an assload of guns.


Team A


"Meow indeed!  To battle!"

Spoiler: Lars Action, for Awesome Asshole eyes only (click to show/hide)

Turn south and move forward that way, aiming to take cover behind the "pillar" at I8

[Radio Controlled]

Team Butts.

Message for team B:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"Hey guys, how about we quickly dig a hole or something, and hide our thing in it? Then cover it in dirt, spray some goop over it to hide dig marks, then make some other goop puddles to confuse them?"

action:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

New action: If i see any projectile incoming, use manip to push it back to where it came. If nothing incoming this turn, try to roll out the flag, and coat it in sticky goop. Then make other piles of sticky goop of about same size.