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Author Topic: Acceleration, and How to Apply it in Destructive Ways  (Read 8775 times)

SirQuiamus

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Re: Acceleration, and How to Apply it in Destructive Ways
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2015, 11:45:16 am »

Anyone got any other ideas?
Just read all the what if? articles in sequence. That should give you more ideas than you'll ever need.
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Re: Acceleration, and How to Apply it in Destructive Ways
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2015, 11:53:29 am »

After all : a=F*m.
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F = ma

I'll assume a typo :P
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Re: Acceleration, and How to Apply it in Destructive Ways
« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2015, 11:54:34 am »

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Re: Acceleration, and How to Apply it in Destructive Ways
« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2015, 11:55:45 am »

Virtually every conventional method of murder involves unhealthy doses of acceleration. For example, shooting people relies on accelerating a metal slug with the force of a chemical reaction, so that when the projectile strikes the target it accelerates components of their fleshy bits unequally, causing them to mush together like overcooked rice.

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Re: Acceleration, and How to Apply it in Destructive Ways
« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2015, 11:57:35 am »

Accelerate his eyeballs through his esophagus.
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Re: Acceleration, and How to Apply it in Destructive Ways
« Reply #20 on: April 10, 2015, 11:58:50 am »

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Re: Acceleration, and How to Apply it in Destructive Ways
« Reply #21 on: April 10, 2015, 12:00:18 pm »

Get a pointy piece of metal with a handle, and use your arm to accelerate it towards a person. Make sure you do it in the direction of the point. Rinse, repeat.
Well, depending on the amount of acceleration applied, it might do damage with either end. And if you do it VERY wrong, you can even hurt two people for the price of one!
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Re: Acceleration, and How to Apply it in Destructive Ways
« Reply #22 on: April 10, 2015, 12:04:33 pm »

Acceleration is what kills people after they fall. Really.

Why are you asking how to turn it into a killing weapon when it already acts as one?
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Re: Acceleration, and How to Apply it in Destructive Ways
« Reply #23 on: April 10, 2015, 12:10:53 pm »

When you shoot a person, you are maiming or killing them by having a piece of metal suddenly accelerate their vital parts.

Stab a person, you are maiming or killing them by accelerating their vital parts.

...basically all weapons use acceleration in destructive ways.

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Re: Acceleration, and How to Apply it in Destructive Ways
« Reply #24 on: April 10, 2015, 12:12:37 pm »

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Re: Acceleration, and How to Apply it in Destructive Ways
« Reply #25 on: April 10, 2015, 12:15:47 pm »

Or just have the horse kick them, that counts too.

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Re: Acceleration, and How to Apply it in Destructive Ways
« Reply #26 on: April 10, 2015, 12:18:25 pm »

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Re: Acceleration, and How to Apply it in Destructive Ways
« Reply #27 on: April 10, 2015, 12:19:22 pm »

A better question would be: 'how to do anything destructive without applying acceleration?'
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Re: Acceleration, and How to Apply it in Destructive Ways
« Reply #28 on: April 10, 2015, 12:20:39 pm »

Build a Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing truck, then set it in reverse. Accelerate to about 12.3 Undecillion miles per hour, then hit a pseron. This would cause, and I'll quote:

it would be like every atom in your body being shot with an individual supermassive black hole cannon fourteen thousand times over
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Re: Acceleration, and How to Apply it in Destructive Ways
« Reply #29 on: April 10, 2015, 12:25:02 pm »

...No, it's quite a bit more than that. plug 12.3 undecillion into this here momentum equation.
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