"Take that! Gotcha! Not so fast!"
Keep jabbing Elephant Parade. This time around, though, cast a spell to make my index fingers really sharp and stab him in a vital organ.
[3] You fail to cast any spell that makes your index fingers sharper but you succeed in causing a lot of bleeding regardless!
Add totally left turn stuff into ORCS that at first seems kinda dumb, but is disgustingly addictive. Like farming, dancing, sex and marriage. Introduce modding to the community as well.
[2] It's not well-received in the slightest. Sales plummet, gamers are outraged, and it appears the eldritch lawyer gas has coalesced into a clone of Jack Thomson and is now suing your game for obscenity! Considering the game's initial rating and how the game update (UPDATE - not expansion) would require a higher rating, it seems he has a case. You should probably hire a lawyer. ((No, this is not the result of a 1. A 1 without modifiers would've been even worse.))
Yeah, banish one of the armies. Thanks, chseecaek!
Now then, chseecaek go hijack that railgun and use it to snipe some enemy structures. That glowing statue, for one.
My remaining infinite army, go conquer everything outside of my realm.
You banish the second army into non-existence and remain existent. You christen cheseecaek with his new name, chseecaek! Your infinite army
would've gone out to conquer anything but...
Also, instakill Xantalos.
This guy offs you. Your infinite army ceases to exist, as do you. the eldritch energy holding together chseecaek's minions disappears and they collapse. All of chseecaek's eldritch power disappears as well. Maybe if you could've found some way to get off that cultist list...
Xantalos has been struck down!The grisha5 cult has instakilled someone and may do so no more!Create ORKS - a mod of ORCS that adresses what remains of public desires for the game in an atempt to overshadow the original.
[3+5] Your attempt is successful! Not only do you get rid of the hugely unpopular update, but your additions to the game or so many and so powerful that many believe that it was YOU who made the original ORCS and that Nidilap stole your work! If you wanted to, you could probably take him to court and have the rights of the game turned over to you! That would truly bring great glory to the cult of grisha5!
BE POKETH-TWOETH, SEE bay12 royalty, legends, heros and other notable people to see what I mean.
[2] You are John Robertson, the most average man in Generitopia.
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[1] [3+5] You successfully severely injure the GM! It doesn't appear to be the GM from THIS game, however....
Oh no....grisha5 has been severely wounded! +5 bonus to grisha5 cultists cancelled! -1 to all rolls by grisha 5 cultists! grisha5 will be wounded for [5] 5 turns!
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