Convert lawyers into Eldritch Prosecutors and send them to conquer territory for me with sheer weight of legal force!
Also give cheseecaek some awesome tentacles with which to kill other people.
You do both of those things.
Begin the ritual to summon the Toady One.
[?] You open Toady One's profile, I guess. I don't know, I can't see your computer screen.
Summon cute cats.
[3+5] You summon the cats generated by the catsplosion thrown at Armok and they come to you in a torrential flood of fur and claws. You take the form of
Catzilla but you only have [4] turns to use it before you suffocate to death from all the not being able to breathe because cats are in the way!
Make a popular spin off to Dragslay called ORCS
[4] You make ORCS and release it to the public. You are now a relatively wealthy video game programmer!
Fire the Five-Ray Orbital Deathnet at the portal to Xantalos' realm, trapping them all there with a pack of deadly lawyers.
[3+5] You create the Deathnet and fire it at Xantalos' realm but it blows up because all the budget went into its destructive boom-boom properties and not into its "repeat usability" but you manage to vaporise all the lawyers and close off the portal and now Xantalos is slowing dying to death from poison non-Bay12er lawyer gas!
activate Steam Sale Bombardment
[1] You pray to Lord GabeN and he answers by starting the Winter Sale a season early! Praise Gaben! The other cultists seem to not spend as much time worshipping their forsaken gods due to this!
-1 to non-GabeN-worshippers when asking for stuff from their spiritual liege.]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]use CAT on shrines
FORGOT BRACKETS fixed
[5+5] PRAISE! YOU GRAB CATZILLA AND BLOW UP ALL THE SHRINES! THERE ARE NO SHRINES AND THERE IS CAT BLOOD EVERYWHERE! ARMOK IS PLEASED! grisha5 LESS SO! wipeout1024 miraculously survives.
Grisha5
Feed kittens copious amounts of water, food and laxatives then throw them at Kevak.
[2+5] You stuff food, water, and laxatives into the destructed corpses of the million kittens and throw them at Kevak. The furry bodies and the cat blood pleases him, and the cat blood and atrocities comitted pleases Armok, and the pleasing of Kevak and Armok angers grisha5! YOU HAVE ALL FAILED grisha5 AND YOU MUST BE PUNISHED!
[4]
Remuthra has been struck down!For gRisha5
Make F2O2 cake and give it to cheseecaek.
[2+5] You reopen the portal to Xantalos' realm and give the cake to cheseecaek.
The portal between the main realm and Xantalos' realm has been reopened! The lawyer gas leaks out and will start infecting others now!attempt to convert others to the ways of grisha5
[2+5] You convert 4 other people to the ways of grisha5! Their names are wipeout1024, NAV, penguinofhonour, and Elephant Parade.
-1 penalty to asking things from grisha5 removed!For Gabe!
Crowbar smash toady!
[4] [4] You smash BlitzDungeoneer upside the head! He is now stunned, on the ground, and kinda bleeding!
]edit every article on Wikipedia to say nothing but grisha5
]edit every article on Wikipedia to say nothing but grisha5
A mighty Toad blocks your path! Beware its fearsome hammer!
What do?
[?]
NAV has been struck down!Remember game exists.
Steal Yourmaster's crowbar and beat penguinofhonor over the head with it before she can convert anybody.
[1+3] You beat penguinofhonor over the head and achieve the same results Yourmaster got versus BlitzDungeoneer, but it seems he has already finished converting quite a few people to grisha5. Luckily, the only people he seems to have converted are people who are already worshippers of grisha5.
grisha5 worshippers may no longer insta-kill someone because their membership is no longer 5 and is now 4. Seriously guys, you might want to stop failing great grisha5 so much.
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