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[Shadestyle]

Rub the thistle on your face. This is surely a good idea.

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[Stirk]

"Mostly harmless"?

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"If you're a researcher on this book thing and you were on Earth, you must have been gathering material on it."
"Well, I was able to extend the original entry a bit, yes."
"Let me see what it says in this edition, then. I've got to see it."
… "What? Harmless! Is that all it's got to say? Harmless! One word! … Well, for God's sake I hope you managed to rectify that a bit."
"Oh yes, well I managed to transmit a new entry off to the editor. He had to trim it a bit, but it's still an improvement."
"And what does it say now?" asked Arthur.
"Mostly harmless," admitted Ford with a slightly embarrassed cough.

Take the book. We will write in it ourselves, using our hat as a pen.

[FuzzyZergling]

You feel a sudden pang of hunger, and decide to dine on the nearby flora.
Stowing the book for later perusal, you find the lowest shelf an adequate dining area. The thistle is painfully edible; its innards glisten with white milk.



You find the current island not to your liking. Perhaps another one will be more interesting.



Grasping the headless chicken for additional drag, you leap off into the open air.



You land. The flight was shorter than expected.

[Mooply]

Return to the island. Go back down the stairs.

[origamiscienceguy]

Find your cat.

[Aslandus]

Embrace the briars!

[ATHATH]

Guys, I think we accidentally threw the cat off the island.

Go back to the window. Reach an arm out of the window and see if a surface is protecting us from falling there too. If the is, try to stack stuff so that you can reach the other surface. After doing this, go to a bed or bed-like surface and sleep for a while, so that the hallucinations wear off.

[mastahcheese]

Guys, I think we accidentally threw the cat off the island.

If the cat can escape the island, that means we can too.

Either the cat was stopped by the same force we were, or there's a secret way out of here.

[Stirk]

Guys, I think we accidentally threw the cat off the island.

If the cat can escape the island, that means we can too.

Either the cat was stopped by the same force we were, or there's a secret way out of here.

Apparently, the grass is fairies. The cat is probably a fairy too. What if we aren't a fairy, thus cannot escape?

[mastahcheese]

Guys, I think we accidentally threw the cat off the island.

If the cat can escape the island, that means we can too.

Either the cat was stopped by the same force we were, or there's a secret way out of here.

Apparently, the grass is fairies. The cat is probably a fairy too. What if we aren't a fairy, thus cannot escape?

Then it's time for SCIENCE!

Throw the chicken off the island.

[~Neri]

This whole thing has very nonelucidian geometry.

[FuzzyZergling]

You drop the chicken as you crawl to safety. It tumbles away, out of sight.
The House is safe. You feel you should stay in the House.



Your body stings where the thorns touched and teared.
You see no blood, your skin is smooth and whole. It is unremarkable skin.



The creeping brambles perturb you. You decide to leave the room.



You enter the room.
The cat is here.

[Mooply]

Pet the kitty and tell that it's a good kitty.

[Stirk]

Pet the kitty and tell that it's a good kitty.

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Then sing to it. I seem to remember Fea responding to singing.

[Generally me]

Kill and eat cat because we know it will Respawn so INFINITE FOOD