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[FuzzyZergling]

You awaken.
This is not your house.

[mastahcheese]

Pick self up off the floor

[Dexexe1234]

>Vigorously drink from bowl of milk!

[~Neri]

We better not be a pet.

[Aslandus]

Ponder why that one-legged stool is so tiny

[origamiscienceguy]

Eat your hand

[ShadowHammer]

Investigate next room.

[Mooply]

Make a pillow fort out of the chouch.

[Araph]

Find whatever animal the milk was left out for. Punch in snout to establish superiority.

[FuzzyZergling]

You move to a kneeling position; your vision wavers slightly, and you feel unsteady.
The room is unremarkable, save for the remarkably strange proportioning of the furniture within.



You note a mild thirst, and decide to partake of a fortuitously nearby floor-beverage.
The milk is warm and slightly sour, but potable. It is otherwise unremarkable. You momentarily entertain a passing thought to consume some of your own flesh; you know it to be a terrible idea, yet a small part of you demands it.
The moment to entertain the thought passes.

Moving onto other, more concrete thoughts, you wonder why the bowl sat upon the ground rather than upon the tiny table.
You decide the tiny table is for decorative purposes only, and hold onto the empty bowl.



You stand and, with a wobbly gait such as that of a tiptoeing drunkard, enter a different room.



The second room is equally as unremarkable as the first.

[origamiscienceguy]

Throw your cat through the window, and see if it rolls down the stairs.

[Mooply]

Pet the cat and ask "Who's a good kitty?"

[Aslandus]

Admire the giant cat, then poke the Roomba wearing a yellow and brown fez

[mastahcheese]

Set the massive kitty on the Roomba.

[Araph]

I said it once, I'll say it again. Go to the cat. Punch in snout to establish superiority.