>Be a stinging nettle. Try and be inedible to the nearby animals.
[2]
You are a delicious singing nettle. A sheep walks over to your sprout and paws at you.
I am a Prickly Thorny plant with a Shotgun.
[1]
Holy crap, someone just shot you with a shotgun! You have died!
I am a C4 plant. Explode! (C4 being a method of carbon fixation. Also an explosive.)
[3]
You are a peat moss plant. To reproduce, you explosively fire off the bulbous seed. Closest thing you can get to a detonation.
I am an ultra-dank marijuana plant. Get some people high.
[5]
You are a cannabis plant. You release sweet odors, causing a nearby cow to start gently swaying back and forth.
Swallow the duckling.
[1]
You feebly extend your sprout. The duckling sees the movement, and walks closer. Yes... all is going to plan. Wait. What's that? OH GOD! THE DUCKLING JUST ATE YOU! You barely have time to compute this before you are digested.
SPRAY CHOCOLATE ON NEAR COW. MAKE THE FIRST CHOCOLATE COW FOR CHOCOLATE MILK
[4]
A nearby cow looks mildly irritated as cocoa beans rupture against its skin.
I am a redwood tree I am 300 feet tall.
[4]
You are a redwood sprout! You are 3 feet tall!
I'm an undercover IRS agent.
Appraise value of animals.
[5]
The other plants don't know, that this sprout will eventually grow into an undercover plant-based IRS agent. MUAHAHAHAH
I am a chili pepper plant. Fear my spicy vengeance!
[2] You are a bell pepper plant. Goddamnit evolution, you SCREWED it all up!