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Author Topic: ROLL TO BE A PLANT  (Read 4495 times)

Coolrune206

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ROLL TO BE A PLANT
« on: April 07, 2015, 07:09:50 pm »
This is my first RTD of THIS kind. The kind I call "Minimalistic and pointless". Woohoo!


You can be any plant you want.

You are a plant in a meadow. There are several grazing animals nearby. What do you do?
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Quote from: IronyOwl on September 27, 2017, 02:20:54 pm
"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

Nidilap

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Re: ROLL TO BE A PLANT
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2015, 07:10:45 pm »
I am the coca plant. Squirt cocaine at animals.
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A PLANT
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2015, 07:26:30 pm »
Quote from: Nidilap on April 07, 2015, 07:10:45 pm
I am the coca plant. Squirt cocaine at animals.
[2]
Oh no! Something went wrong! From a tiny seed you sprout, but your genes messed up. You're a cocoa plant, not a cocaine plant! Drat, now you just make chocolate! Oh wait...
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"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

Pencil_Art

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Re: ROLL TO BE A PLANT
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2015, 08:07:57 pm »
I am a flesh eating plant. Kill the grazers. KILL.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A PLANT
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2015, 08:13:03 pm »
Quote from: Pencil_Art on April 07, 2015, 08:07:57 pm
I am a flesh eating plant. Kill the grazers. KILL.
[4]
You grow out of a large, bulbous seed. You are now a sprout, and need flesh. A young duckling is sitting only inches away from your small blood-sucking tendril.
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"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

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Re: ROLL TO BE A PLANT
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2015, 08:44:18 pm »
I am a chili pepper plant. Fear my spicy vengeance!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A PLANT
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2015, 08:56:27 pm »
I'm an undercover IRS agent.
Appraise value of animals.
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origamiscienceguy

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Re: ROLL TO BE A PLANT
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2015, 08:57:35 pm »
I am a redwood tree I am 300 feet tall.
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"'...It represents the world. They [the dwarves] plan to destroy it.' 'WITH SOAP?!'" -legend of zoro (with some strange interperetation)

Nidilap

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Re: ROLL TO BE A PLANT
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2015, 09:23:01 pm »
SPRAY CHOCOLATE ON NEAR COW. MAKE THE FIRST CHOCOLATE COW FOR CHOCOLATE MILK
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A PLANT
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2015, 10:21:43 pm »
Swallow the duckling.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A PLANT
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2015, 10:23:38 pm »
I am an ultra-dank marijuana plant. Get some people high.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A PLANT
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2015, 10:25:35 pm »
I am a C4 plant. Explode! (C4 being a method of carbon fixation. Also an explosive.)
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Re: ROLL TO BE A PLANT
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2015, 11:25:48 pm »
I am a Prickly Thorny plant with a Shotgun.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A PLANT
« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2015, 11:41:27 pm »
>Be a stinging nettle. Try and be inedible to the nearby animals.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A PLANT
« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2015, 09:03:31 am »
Quote from: Yoink on April 07, 2015, 11:41:27 pm
>Be a stinging nettle. Try and be inedible to the nearby animals.
[2]
You are a delicious singing nettle. A sheep walks over to your sprout and paws at you.

Quote from: Peradon on April 07, 2015, 11:25:48 pm
I am a Prickly Thorny plant with a Shotgun.
[1]
Holy crap, someone just shot you with a shotgun! You have died!

Quote from: Urist Arrhenius on April 07, 2015, 10:25:35 pm
I am a C4 plant. Explode! (C4 being a method of carbon fixation. Also an explosive.)
[3]
You are a peat moss plant. To reproduce, you explosively fire off the bulbous seed. Closest thing you can get to a detonation.

Quote from: NAV on April 07, 2015, 10:23:38 pm
I am an ultra-dank marijuana plant. Get some people high.
[5]
You are a cannabis plant. You release sweet odors, causing a nearby cow to start gently swaying back and forth.

Quote from: Pencil_Art on April 07, 2015, 10:21:43 pm
Swallow the duckling.
[1]
You feebly extend your sprout. The duckling sees the movement, and walks closer. Yes... all is going to plan. Wait. What's that? OH GOD! THE DUCKLING JUST ATE YOU! You barely have time to compute this before you are digested.

Quote from: Nidilap on April 07, 2015, 09:23:01 pm
SPRAY CHOCOLATE ON NEAR COW. MAKE THE FIRST CHOCOLATE COW FOR CHOCOLATE MILK
[4]
A nearby cow looks mildly irritated as cocoa beans rupture against its skin.

Quote from: origamiscienceguy on April 07, 2015, 08:57:35 pm
I am a redwood tree I am 300 feet tall.
[4]
You are a redwood sprout! You are 3 feet tall!

Quote from: Nirur Torir on April 07, 2015, 08:56:27 pm
I'm an undercover IRS agent.
Appraise value of animals.
[5]
The other plants don't know, that this sprout will eventually grow into an undercover plant-based IRS agent. MUAHAHAHAH

Quote from: Aslandus on April 07, 2015, 08:44:18 pm
I am a chili pepper plant. Fear my spicy vengeance!
[2] You are a bell pepper plant. Goddamnit evolution, you SCREWED it all up!
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Quote from: IronyOwl on September 27, 2017, 02:20:54 pm
"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."
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