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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #45 on: April 13, 2015, 04:31:35 pm »
Go into high alert. spike hair, extend and sink claws into cat lady's face, and look around for mice to eat. When I find one, jump off face, and chase and eat mouse
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #46 on: April 13, 2015, 04:32:05 pm »
try agian
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #47 on: April 13, 2015, 04:47:40 pm »
INSTITUTE MASS CLONING
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #48 on: April 13, 2015, 04:50:41 pm »
High five Ozarck

Use other cats as weights and eat steroids to get buff

Secure mine and Ozarcks rule as supreme cat overlords by hunting and arresting the remaining Bob cats.
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #49 on: April 13, 2015, 06:51:00 pm »
Hiss at Ama, who is now extremely vulnerable without a thick layer of fur to protect their skin

Run outside and roll in the dirt to get all this garbage off me
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #50 on: April 13, 2015, 08:12:29 pm »
Go on an epic quest centered around friendship, courage, and writing your own destiny; that takes place around the world where I meet and recruit cats of all races and at the end I realize destiny cannot tie me down because I am my own cat!

Afterwards, scratch all the expensive furniture again.
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #51 on: April 13, 2015, 08:18:14 pm »
Order lands under my reign to conquer Austrailia at all costs.  Do not forget to make districts for the areas in the middle.
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #52 on: April 13, 2015, 08:28:03 pm »
Invite the Socialist Penguins into the Empire of Generally Me as Shock troops and Honor Guards. Keep an eye on South America.
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #53 on: April 13, 2015, 09:21:50 pm »
Bow deeply to the samurai and follow him
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #54 on: April 14, 2015, 06:21:30 am »
EAT AN ENTIRE TRAY OF LASAGNE
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #55 on: April 14, 2015, 08:31:09 am »
Be a not so common house cat.
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #56 on: April 14, 2015, 08:33:24 am »
Comfort the Old Lady.
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #57 on: April 14, 2015, 01:20:38 pm »
Regroup my army and charge the unsuspecting house-cat lovers!
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #58 on: April 14, 2015, 01:51:37 pm »
Quote from: SaberToothTiger on April 14, 2015, 01:20:38 pm
Regroup my army and charge the unsuspecting house-cat lovers!
...unsuspecting?
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #59 on: April 14, 2015, 09:00:15 pm »
Quote from: Generally me on April 14, 2015, 01:51:37 pm
Quote from: SaberToothTiger on April 14, 2015, 01:20:38 pm
Regroup my army and charge the unsuspecting house-cat lovers!
...unsuspecting?
Yeah, it's not like anyone would notice armies of cats peeing all over the entire country and getting into brawls with bobcats in the streets...
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