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[BlitzDungeoneer]

Well then. Neat little way to make sure we all meet, Zan.

[SOLDIER First]

I somehow, just now, not earlier, realized that Matilda is the only girl.
Of a group otherwise consisting entirely of men(? Males, at least. Alien standards are weird.)

_{Cue Matilda channeling Chi-Chi and screaming her head off at the slightest mistake from any of them.}

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

I somehow, just now, not earlier, realized that Matilda is the only girl.

Andre's character is as well.

[Stirk]

I somehow, just now, not earlier, realized that Matilda is the only girl.
Of a group otherwise consisting entirely of men(? Males, at least. Alien standards are weird.)

_{Cue Matilda channeling Chi-Chi and screaming her head off at the slightest mistake from any of them.}

Pree is a girl too, right? Though she probably won't last very long against us  .

[SOLDIER First]

Whoops.



_{My joke stands.
Also sorry, Andres.}

[Andres]

I somehow, just now, not earlier, realized that Matilda is the only girl.
Of a group otherwise consisting entirely of men(? Males, at least. Alien standards are weird.)

_{Cue Matilda channeling Chi-Chi and screaming her head off at the slightest mistake from any of them.}

Pree is a girl too, right? Though she probably won't last very long against us  .

Are...you saying that Pree won't last long against getting gang-attacked by a bunch of dudes or that Matilda's gonna be the only female once Pree dies from being outnumbered? Because one of those options is really fucking creepy, dude.

Whoops.



_{My joke stands.
Also sorry, Andres.}

Sorry for what?

[SOLDIER First]

Forgetting about Pree. But I guess it's no big deal?
Also yes, that is exceptionally creepy. A bit too far there, Stirk.

[Stirk]

Are...you saying that Pree won't last long against getting gang-attacked by a bunch of dudes or that Matilda's gonna be the only female once Pree dies from being outnumbered? Because one of those options is really fucking creepy, dude.

That Pree is a genocidal maniac, and obviously the villain, while everyone else is at least a half-decent person. She is going to lose the fight, especially considering that she is supposed to be the arc villain. I stand by the sentence structure, I worded it perfectly fine, only someone illiterate in English would misunderstand it in the way you had.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Map's been added to the turn.

[SOLDIER First]

You did word it fine, but the connotations are definitely there, intentional or not.
And you're forgetting Ateyo, who I believe is on Pree's side (or, at least, works under her) and Fuar, who doesn't even know if there's sapient life on the planet and is a wildcard in terms of who he would side with. Not strictly fair, but not a curb-stomp battle by any means either.
Also, the illiteracy comment isn't necessary.

[Andres]

Are...you saying that Pree won't last long against getting gang-attacked by a bunch of dudes or that Matilda's gonna be the only female once Pree dies from being outnumbered? Because one of those options is really fucking creepy, dude.

That Pree is a genocidal maniac, and obviously the villain, while everyone else is at least a half-decent person. She is going to lose the fight, especially considering that she is supposed to be the arc villain. I stand by the sentence structure, I worded it perfectly fine, only someone illiterate in English would misunderstand it in the way you had.

While the comment about my character being the arc villain is certainly flattering, I'd rather you hadn't flat-out insulted me in the very next sentence. By my observation, Bay12 forum culture means that you can get away with calling someone's ideas, opinions, goals, etc. in insulting terms (depending on context and only to a certain extent), targeting an actual someone is a no-no and flat-out against forum guidelines. I haven't used the 'Report to moderator' button since I joined Bay12 and I'd rather it stayed that way so please have a bit more respect for your fellow forumites.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"Oh, right. You're here. Um, hey, guy. You're Nohkan, right? _{Is that how you say it? Know-con...} I was looking for you just now, and I was gonna say hi or something but then you left. Through the ground. Somehow. Hey, by the way, do you know what this thing is?"

Cue Fuar flying up through the exit at the top of the ship behind her and speaking.

[SOLDIER First]

Matilda reflexively turns to punch him in the face (how DARE he, approaching the Puncher of Faces without an appointment) and him catching the fist / pulling a Neo and slowing it down or something.

[Andres]

Cue Pree landing her pod.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

While that would've been neat, damaging the ship, especially when he doesn't know if there would be any way to repair it, is quite low on Fuar's 'list of things I'll probably do'.