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Author Topic: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO  (Read 14780 times)

Orange Wizard

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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #90 on: April 15, 2015, 12:25:50 am »
Quote from: SaberToothTiger on April 12, 2015, 05:24:02 pm
Kidnap the President of Space and make him watch Dear John.
[1] The President of Space arrests you for downloading stuff illegally and makes you watch it as punishment.

Quote from: spazyak on April 12, 2015, 05:33:14 pm
recruit the orcs, Nidilap, and yoink they will be my servants Nidilap and yoink will be my generals. together we shall take down the Zombie lord
[5 v 11, 11] Nidilap ignores you. Yoink riddles you with bullets. Today is not the best day.

Quote from: poketwo on April 12, 2015, 05:34:55 pm
REGENERATE AND TELEPORT TO TERRA.
[3] You regenerate as Terra and teleport yourself to yourself, buggering up spacetime and causing every instance of Terra to collapse into a singularity.
Respawn?

Quote from: Sl4cker on April 12, 2015, 09:32:02 pm
Touch someone with my fins and cast Slay Living! Hopefully not on myself!
[10] You touch someone who isn't you and slay them! Success!

Quote from: Nidilap on April 12, 2015, 06:01:15 pm
Learn to fire myself. I will be the best minigun ever!
[11] You become the best minigun ever.

Quote from: Yoink on April 12, 2015, 10:42:05 pm
Riddle Spazyak with bullets for his impudence. I SERVE NO ONE! I AM THE NEW EMPEROR!
Or, well, me and Nidilap are. 
[11 v 5] You riddle spazyak with bullets from the best minigun ever.

Quote from: Kevak on April 13, 2015, 05:13:23 am
Be the dragon!
[9] You be the dragon. The Skyrim theme starts playing.

Quote from: Lyeos on April 14, 2015, 06:38:41 pm
Hide in a crate of alcoholic beverages.
[2] You disguise yourself as alcoholic beverages.

Quote from: spazyak on April 14, 2015, 06:51:16 pm
Quote from: Yoink on April 12, 2015, 10:42:05 pm
Riddle Spazyak with bullets for his impudence. I SERVE NO ONE! I AM THE NEW EMPEROR!
Or, well, me and Nidilap are.
I am your God I only wish to help and protect, also is life insurance mean nothing to you
[4] Life insurance is of mean nothing. You cannot into capitalisation of death.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #91 on: April 15, 2015, 12:59:46 am »
Slay spazyak, gain EXP
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I mean no one wants dead whales and abortion clinics juxtaposed with each other, but it's just something that happens! Like false vacuum decay!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #92 on: April 15, 2015, 04:46:03 am »
Fus-ro-dah
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #93 on: April 15, 2015, 04:48:40 am »
...What IS "Dear John"? Watch it.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #94 on: April 15, 2015, 05:22:56 am »
Kill the mini gun run off and summon nurgle for healing and the diseases to Srike down my enemies
« Last Edit: April 15, 2015, 08:50:45 am by spazyak »
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Quote from: Karnewarrior on January 10, 2019, 03:50:20 pm
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #95 on: April 15, 2015, 05:51:56 am »
POSSES THE SECOND GOD EMPEROR'S BODY
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #96 on: April 15, 2015, 06:39:49 am »
TAKE COVER BEHIND THE THRONE WITH NIDILAP

SHOOT SPAZYAK SOME MORE IF THE CHANCE ARISES
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #97 on: April 15, 2015, 08:51:33 am »
Quote from: poketwo on April 15, 2015, 05:51:56 am
POSSES THE SECOND GOD EMPEROR'S BODY
I'm not quite dead yet, just hurt, come summon nurgle with me so we can take down the false emperor
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GENERATION 31:
The first time you see this, copy it into your signature on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
Quote from: Karnewarrior on January 10, 2019, 03:50:20 pm
Ravioli Ravioli, the old broad died so now I play a Demon Loli.
Sig-texts!

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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #98 on: April 17, 2015, 11:44:34 pm »
Quote from: Sl4cker on April 15, 2015, 12:59:46 am
Slay spazyak, gain EXP
[4 v 4] You throw an onion at spazyak. You gain 1 experience point.

Quote from: Kevak on April 15, 2015, 04:46:03 am
Fus-ro-dah
[0] Nothing happens. Maybe you didn't enunciate it correctly?

Quote from: SaberToothTiger on April 15, 2015, 04:48:40 am
...What IS "Dear John"? Watch it.
((It's a generic terrible romance film))
[1] Your eyes melt.

Quote from: spazyak on April 15, 2015, 05:22:56 am
Kill the mini gun run off and summon nurgle for healing and the diseases to Srike down my enemies
[6 v 8] The minigun isn't alive! You can't kill something that isn't alive.
You prepare to summon Nurgle, but then someone threw an onion at you.
Also, you're being riddled with bullets again.

Quote from: poketwo on April 15, 2015, 05:51:56 am
POSSES THE SECOND GOD EMPEROR'S BODY
[4] You're kind of new to this whole "possession" thing, and it's kinda tricky. You think you've managed to possess his left hand.

Quote from: Yoink on April 15, 2015, 06:39:49 am
TAKE COVER BEHIND THE THRONE WITH NIDILAP

SHOOT SPAZYAK SOME MORE IF THE CHANCE ARISES
[10] You dive behind cover and continue riddling Spazyak with bullets!

Quote from: spazyak on April 15, 2015, 08:51:33 am
Quote from: poketwo on April 15, 2015, 05:51:56 am
POSSES THE SECOND GOD EMPEROR'S BODY
I'm not quite dead yet, just hurt, come summon nurgle with me so we can take down the false emperor
[2] ... you've been riddled with bullets twice, and taken a direct hit from an onion, pretty sure you're dead. Respawn?
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #99 on: April 17, 2015, 11:48:37 pm »
Consume onion!
Consume spazyak!
Gain divine power!
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Quote from: Empiricist
I mean no one wants dead whales and abortion clinics juxtaposed with each other, but it's just something that happens! Like false vacuum decay!
carrot cakeu

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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #100 on: April 18, 2015, 01:56:53 am »
Be picked up by a very forgetful pirate and taken onto his spaceship.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #101 on: April 18, 2015, 05:58:23 am »
Listen to "Dear John".
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #102 on: April 18, 2015, 06:35:46 am »
POSSESS THE REST OF THE BODY
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #103 on: April 18, 2015, 12:08:13 pm »
respawn as the ultimate killer robot. With  the power o a gaming computer and the computational power of a nasa control room. I will be the god machine
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The first time you see this, copy it into your signature on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
Quote from: Karnewarrior on January 10, 2019, 03:50:20 pm
Ravioli Ravioli, the old broad died so now I play a Demon Loli.
Sig-texts!

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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #104 on: April 18, 2015, 08:24:30 pm »
CLAIM THE THRONE!
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.
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