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Author Topic: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO  (Read 14843 times)

Sl4cker

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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #30 on: April 06, 2015, 11:33:34 pm »
Be a robot.
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I mean no one wants dead whales and abortion clinics juxtaposed with each other, but it's just something that happens! Like false vacuum decay!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #31 on: April 07, 2015, 01:40:08 am »
Random.org hates you guys today.

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Quote from: blazing glory on April 06, 2015, 08:32:57 pm
Make use of the facilities.
[0] You somehow make even more of a mess. The ferry's interior is rapidly becoming inhospitable to life.

Quote from: Kevak on April 06, 2015, 08:35:00 pm
Rebuild the pile!
[1] You kick the valuables around a bit.

Quote from: poketwo on April 06, 2015, 08:48:39 pm
GET IN MY POWER ARMOR AND PLUNDER THE FRIETER OF ITS INTERNET SYSTEMS
[2] You don't have any power armour.
[7] You grab some microwave ovens and strap them to yourself.

Quote from: Yoink on April 06, 2015, 11:29:41 pm
>BEAT HEAD AGAINST FLOOR UNTIL THE DEMONS GO AWAY
[5] The demons are going away, but so are your brain cells. Is it worth it? Probably.

Quote from: Sl4cker on April 06, 2015, 11:33:34 pm
Be a robot.
[0] You're a fish.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #32 on: April 07, 2015, 01:48:40 am »
>BEAT OUT THE REST OF THE DEMONS!
THEN FEAST ON HUMAN BRAINS TO REPAIR MY INT SCORE!
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #33 on: April 07, 2015, 02:15:13 am »
Be a robot fish.
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I mean no one wants dead whales and abortion clinics juxtaposed with each other, but it's just something that happens! Like false vacuum decay!
carrot cakeu

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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #34 on: April 07, 2015, 02:24:34 am »
Abandon ship!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #35 on: April 07, 2015, 04:09:49 am »
Continue gathering the pile!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #36 on: April 07, 2015, 05:04:30 pm »
As a famous japanese pilot once said,

KAMIKAZEEEEE! JUMP IN AND STEAL SOME BOOZE WHILST CAPPIN FOOLS
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A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #37 on: April 09, 2015, 04:31:38 am »
Quote from: Yoink on April 07, 2015, 01:48:40 am
>BEAT OUT THE REST OF THE DEMONS!
THEN FEAST ON HUMAN BRAINS TO REPAIR MY INT SCORE!
[9] You splatter what's left of your brain goop across the bathroom floor. Some of it landed in a puddle but you eat it anyway.

Quote from: Sl4cker on April 07, 2015, 02:15:13 am
Be a robot fish.
[6] You are a fish in a suit of armour.

Quote from: blazing glory on April 07, 2015, 02:24:34 am
Abandon ship!
[8] You run for the exit but the poo cloud starts to overtake you! Luckily, Nidilap kamikazes in, distracting the cloud long enough for you to escape.

Quote from: Kevak on April 07, 2015, 04:09:49 am
Continue gathering the pile!
[10] You assemble the pile in to a throne fit for a lawyer! Or dragon. Or whatever.

Quote from: Nidilap on April 07, 2015, 05:04:30 pm
As a famous japanese pilot once said,

KAMIKAZEEEEE! JUMP IN AND STEAL SOME BOOZE WHILST CAPPIN FOOLS
[0] You dive into the ship and find yourself engulfed in poo cloud. Respawn?
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #38 on: April 09, 2015, 04:55:37 am »
Go on a space adventure and become the greatest space adventurer to be a fish.
« Last Edit: April 09, 2015, 05:31:47 am by Sl4cker »
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I mean no one wants dead whales and abortion clinics juxtaposed with each other, but it's just something that happens! Like false vacuum decay!
carrot cakeu

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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #39 on: April 09, 2015, 05:27:56 am »
Be the Space Dragon. Sit on the gold pile.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #40 on: April 09, 2015, 06:00:50 am »
Attempt to ascertain whether I am or am not the Emperor of Mankind.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #41 on: April 09, 2015, 06:07:04 am »
OK, DO NOTHING
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #42 on: April 09, 2015, 07:04:29 am »
>Tear open the head of the man wearing microwave ovens and eat his brains.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #43 on: April 09, 2015, 07:05:16 am »
Find me some Phazon, we are Space Pirates after all?
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #44 on: April 09, 2015, 07:29:34 am »
Respawn a Cyborg with a minigun hand
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.
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