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[Lyeos]

Yell:"None of us are your father, nor are we your mother!"

[~Neri]

Yell:"None of us are your father, nor are we your mother!"

-1.

It's probably Skullbold.

[hops]

Skullbold: casually mention that you're female and thus cannot be the father. Suggest going to a clinic for DNA testing on the paternity of the blood monster.

[ATHATH]

Skullbold: casually mention that you're female and thus cannot be the father. Suggest going to a clinic for DNA testing on the paternity of the blood monster.

-1 To Skullbold being female. It isn't wearing much.

[Aslandus]

Skullbold: casually mention that you're female and thus cannot be the father. Suggest going to a clinic for DNA testing on the paternity of the blood monster.

-1 To Skullbold being female. It isn't wearing much.

It also isn't human and looks like a bipedal dog, I don't think being female would change anything... though it would be strange for a magical monster to misidentify its creator's gender

[Worldmaster27]

Skullbold: casually mention that you're female and thus cannot be the father. Suggest going to a clinic for DNA testing on the paternity of the blood monster.

Stonut: eat that muffin on the desk

Skullbold, check books for necromancy books.

nothing bad could possibly happen +1

[~Neri]

Skullbold: Have gender identity issues.

[Mooply]

Skullbold: Have gender identity issues.

You're male.

Skullbold, check books for necromancy books.

You check around for necromantic books. The book on the pedestal seems to be extremely evil, as its sneering and growling at you.



You check the bookshelf and find these books on it:

Necromancy and You: A Beginners Guide to Raising the Dead
Five issues of "Necrobone" monthly
Demons, Spirits, Gods, and the Undead: A Guide to the Supernatural
The Cultist's Cookbook
Fear and How to Control It
Six biographical novels about the history of Tiirka
So Your Son is a Druid: Coping With Your Child's Confusing Life Choices
How To: Put On Socks
Potatoes: The Secret to Making this Vegetable a Deadly Weapon
Grobnak and You: An informational handbook on the delights of death god worship
The Dread Pirate Stockman: A choose your own adventure tale

Stonut: eat that muffin on the desk

You eat the evil muffin with gusto!



Your eyes mutate! Your eyes have become evil glowing eyes! You have earned +2 cool points!

[Shadestyle]

Walk right down there and give that mean old Eldridge abomination a motherly glare, followed by a powerful scolding using your new evil eyes.

[~Neri]

Skullbold: Punch growling book in snout to establish dominance.

Then take it, Necromancy and You: A Beginners Guide to Raising the Dead, all Five issues of "Necrobone" monthly, Demons, Spirits, Gods, and the Undead: A Guide to the Supernatural, The Cultist's Cookbook, Fear and How to Control It, Grobnak and You: An informational handbook on the delights of death god worship, and finally: The Dread Pirate Stockman: A choose your own adventure tale.

Also look for anything interesting.

Also~ You sure you're male~? Have you checked recently~?

[Worldmaster27]

Skullbold: Punch growling book in snout to establish dominance.

Then take it, Necromancy and You: A Beginners Guide to Raising the Dead, all Five issues of "Necrobone" monthly, Demons, Spirits, Gods, and the Undead: A Guide to the Supernatural, The Cultist's Cookbook, Fear and How to Control It, Grobnak and You: An informational handbook on the delights of death god worship, and finally: The Dread Pirate Stockman: A choose your own adventure tale.

Also look for anything interesting.

Also~ You sure you're male~? Have you checked recently~?

+1, remember to check

[Mooply]

Also~ You sure you're male~? Have you checked recently~?

Yes. You're sure.

Inadvertently, you learn a new spell: Ball of Frustration! Cause anyone to be hit by this to be extremely frustrated!

You have unlocked more than one spell, you can now Combine Experiment and Forget spells! Combining spells and experimenting can create new, wildly unpredictable spells!

Currently Known spells:

Summon cup of water
Ball of Frustration

[~Neri]

Don't we also have "Congeal blood" ~?

[Vivalas]

Combine ball of frustration and summon water to make a CUP OF FRUSTRATION and keep it for later use.

[Aslandus]

Skullbold: Punch growling book in snout to establish dominance.

Then take it, Necromancy and You: A Beginners Guide to Raising the Dead, all Five issues of "Necrobone" monthly, Demons, Spirits, Gods, and the Undead: A Guide to the Supernatural, The Cultist's Cookbook, Fear and How to Control It, Grobnak and You: An informational handbook on the delights of death god worship, and finally: The Dread Pirate Stockman: A choose your own adventure tale.

Also look for anything interesting.

Also~ You sure you're male~? Have you checked recently~?

Does necrobold have that many pockets? Prioritize "Necromancy and you" and "A guide to the supernatural" if he doesn't