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[WillowLuman]

(I am now laughing way too hard.)

Never mind the bag, slurp those ropes like spaghetti and roll to freedom!

[origamiscienceguy]

(I am now laughing way too hard.)

Never mind the bag, slurp those ropes like spaghetti and roll to freedom!

You fall to the ground and start rolling away from the tank. You try to reach the ropes binding your hands, but your head can't bend that far. You hear shouting and see one of the tank engineers looking out of the tank and shouting. He must have been investigating the gunfire, not knowing that the officer had ordered your execution. He begins shouting "kutoroka!" And you see the officer come round again and spot you.

[WillowLuman]

for your life, damnit!

[Peradon]

Laugh some more

[origamiscienceguy]

Laugh some more

You begin your maniacal laughter again, and the officer shouts "nitamchinja!" To the engineer. The engineer says some unintelligible words inside the tank and the tank aims its turret towards you.

[Peradon]

Oh my.....

Jump under the tank!

[WillowLuman]

Roll under barrel, snag rope on treads, break free.

[origamiscienceguy]

Jump under the tank!

You attempt to jump, but find that it is rather difficult with your legs tied and you being on the ground. You do manage to do the best worm that you had ever witnessed, and you flop under the tank's cannon before it has a chance to fire. But now, you hear the commander shout "hoja" and you hear the tank's engine start.

[origamiscienceguy]

Roll under barrel, snag rope on treads, break free.

using this to your advantage, you snag the ropes holding your hands on the treads and finally feel your hands come free as the gears tear the ropes apart. During this, however, you notice that the tank is seconds away from crushing you.

[heydude6]

Roll or jump away from the tank, then using our newly freed hands, climb on top of the tank, open the hatch and knock out the tank commander, then try disguising as him and giving the rest of the crew orders

[origamiscienceguy]

Roll or jump away from the tank, then using our newly freed hands, climb on top of the tank, open the hatch and knock out the tank commander, then try disguising as him and giving the rest of the crew orders

You do a handstand and hop into the tank. The engineer didn't close the hatch behind him and you land right on top of him. You see the driver pull out a pistol, but the officer is nowhere in sight. You hope he didn't go to the army encampment and alert the entire army about your escape.

[WillowLuman]

FREEDOM TANK

[Peradon]

DRIVE THAT TANK!

Also, punch the driver in the nose

[origamiscienceguy]

DRIVE THAT TANK!

Also, punch the driver in the nose

FREEDOM TANK

You punch the driver in the nose while he is still fumbling around with his pistol, and he slumps in the chair. You toss both of the bodies out of the tank and get in the driver seat. You look out and see the officer you saw earlier running towards the enemy army camp as fast as he can.

[WillowLuman]

Shoot him with the pistol