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[Max™]

I've been trying to an adventurer who worships a deity of pain so I can have them talk to a princess from some elf treesucker hole and have her say "Life is, in a word, pain."

[contheman]

I still have a screenshot of a guy's sig saved to my hard drive which reads, "Praise disease."

[cdru]

You:Can you tell me where i can find me?
Ringleader:i don't know myself and i don't even know anybody that could tell me.
Apparently he was thinking that i'm impersonating myself.

[NJW2000]

From my Macelord dwarf after smashing a human's spine through his back and into his ribs, killing him, in my corpse-strewn battlefield, in the middle of a slaughter, hours after leaving the caverns:

Macelord: "I've been nauseated. There is no hope."

Ho hum. I think you're failing to empathize with the other person in this situation, really.

[contheman]

You:Can you tell me where i can find me?
Ringleader:i don't know myself and i don't even know anybody that could tell me.
Apparently he was thinking that i'm impersonating myself.

That happens all the time.

[Amperzand]

Yeah, I love the bit where people regale my with tales of random crap I myself did two minutes ago and four steps to the left, then, when asked, have no idea as to my location.

[quekwoambojish]

It's funny how when you ask about something you told them, they refer you to yourself as advice but in a weird third person kind of way.

Me-"I killed Dingus."
Guy- "Terrifying."
Me-"Where find Dingus?"
Guy-"Dunno, go look for yourself he probably knows."

[UristMcDwarf]

I posted this in another thread already, but I once came across a Coyote Man and decided to talk with him.

Hmm.

holy shit i've been laughing over this for like 5 minutes
i forget about it for a while then in my mind its just like "Died."

[UristMcDwarf]

"In a time before time, I saw myself die." What. The. Hell. This was from a child.

that's pretty fucked, man

[Ragnarock]

I once got bit by a dog; and I think my companion noticed and didn't understand.

Whenever I WALKED near a dog, he would inform me that
"This is my fight too!" And start fighting random dogs.

I couldn't find out why he was doing this until finally, he shouted at another random dog how he was getting revenge for IT killing ME...
 
PTSD or something idk

Whenever my sidekick maceman walks by Keas he goes apeshit and starts bludgeoning them to death, just because I once threw a Kea against a wall (it was an accident... really)

[NW_Kohaku]

"In a time before time, I saw myself die." What. The. Hell. This was from a child.

Maybe it was a dream, or a bad trip from some green plump helmets?

[NJW2000]

I posted on the DFQuestions thread about the NPC who, whenever I talked to him, a goblin with the name Nako Towerwraith the Harvested Bow of Quandaries standing in the middle of the woods wearing nothing but water who HAD BEEN FOLLOWING ME, I replied, with options such as 
"Say something about your general mental state",
"Refuse to share information"
"Struggle verbally against great fear",
Not to mention: "Initiate Barter", and "Admit total ignorance".

Tripp-y.

[NovenFromTheSun]

You: A force of evil has arisen in the world.  The creature is Yetine Wretchedhexes the lizard man witch doctor dire night hag.  Search first in a cottage to the south.

Yetine Cicethanecate, witch doctor dire night hag: It isss terrifying.


Yetine was so scary he or she even terrified themself!

[NW_Kohaku]

Yetine was so scary he or she even terrified themself!

It was inevitable.

I posted on the DFQuestions thread about the NPC who, whenever I talked to him, a goblin with the name Nako Towerwraith the Harvested Bow of Quandaries standing in the middle of the woods wearing nothing but water who HAD BEEN FOLLOWING ME, I replied, with options such as 
"Say something about your general mental state",
"Refuse to share information"
"Struggle verbally against great fear",
Not to mention: "Initiate Barter", and "Admit total ignorance".

Tripp-y.

Out of curiosity, how/where was the goblin wearing water?  Was it like just being naked and covered in water contaminants, or was the goblin wearing a dress made of water?

[NJW2000]

It was just covered. I said wearing for dramatic effect, and also to emphasize the fact that he was nekked.