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Author Topic: Shattered Souls [Multiplayer RPG]  (Read 13384 times)

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Re: Shattered Souls [Multiplayer RPG]
« Reply #255 on: May 09, 2015, 06:34:32 pm »
The old man nods, once.

“Indeed it is. Not the most difficult one I’ve ever set.” He smiles.

“Now, I would like to help you, but I cannot do so quite as open handedly as I have been doing for much more. And so, the third riddle is…. difficult. You may ask your question after you give your answer.” He pauses for another moment, pulling himself up to his full - albeit small - height.

“How many orcs does it take to do my washing?”

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« Reply #256 on: May 09, 2015, 06:39:30 pm »
"Hey guys... What's an orc?"
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« Reply #257 on: May 09, 2015, 06:40:50 pm »
"a very rare creature. often considered myth."
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« Reply #258 on: May 09, 2015, 06:45:51 pm »
"Oh, you are Allerians?" He frowns slightly, before continuing.

"Orcs are the denizens of these levels. Did you not encounter the three goblins outside the Chamber? They are but one type of orc. This floor is populated by another type - more suited to manual work."
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« Reply #259 on: May 09, 2015, 06:47:54 pm »
Felicity wrinkled her nose. "I don't think I'd let one do my laundry. I'd rather do it myself."
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« Reply #260 on: May 09, 2015, 06:50:05 pm »
"I am Kulandrian. We have none of these orcs in our myths. "
She paused, then added dryly "Well, somewhat less than myth, it seems."
She laughed at Felicity's comment.

"I have seen the maids back home do a worse job, I am afraid."

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« Reply #261 on: May 10, 2015, 12:44:16 pm »
"Orcs? I suppose they are like Croken?

...anyway, I suppose the question is nonsense, so the answer has to match.

As many Orcs as are needed, perhaps?"
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« Reply #262 on: May 10, 2015, 01:07:05 pm »
"I still don't think he'd have any of them do it...

Hey mister Jasdmfing, if I do your laundry for you so you don't need to have any orcs do it, do we win the riddle?"
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« Reply #263 on: May 10, 2015, 01:13:57 pm »
"I wish i could take you up on that, but sadly not.

Also, sadly, the answer is far from nonsense." He wrinkles his nose in an expression of distaste, glancing down at his robes.
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« Reply #264 on: May 11, 2015, 10:19:50 am »
"Anyone?" He looks around questioningly.

"There's no shame in guessing wrong, you know."
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« Reply #265 on: May 11, 2015, 10:21:18 am »
"None. They bring you the clothes from the corpses."
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« Reply #266 on: May 11, 2015, 10:30:48 am »
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"None. They bring you the clothes from the corpses."

Regina shrugs. She seems a bit miffed.

"The question is nonsense-it has no answer. It's a joke, not a riddle. I'm sure we will not find the answer amusing. Croken have giant teeth, long snouts, and scaly tails. They don't do laundry.

I will say we guess None, as well-just so we keep moving."
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« Reply #267 on: May 11, 2015, 10:37:08 am »
"One, or as many as it takes.

both could be right.

How about I give you a riddle old man.  A man builds a house with all sides facing north. A bear walks by the house. What color is the bear?"
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« Reply #268 on: May 11, 2015, 10:38:45 am »
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How about I give you a riddle old man.  A man builds a house with all sides facing north. A bear walks by the house. What color is the bear?"

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« Reply #269 on: May 11, 2015, 10:55:45 am »
The man laughs.

“All incorrect. The answer is four, each set to ensure the job is complete. Any less, and they forget what they are doing, and have none to remind them. Any more, and they fight for who should do what, doing nothing. An empirical answer, but an answer nonetheless.

Sadly, you do not receive my boon. You do still have a question however. I will assume your friend's riddle is not it.”

He pauses a moment, glancing briefly at the blackboard on the righthand wall.

“Though if he wishes for an answer, there is no bear.”
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My dreams are not unlike yours - they long for the safety, and break like a glass chandelier.
But there's laughter and oh there is love, just past the edge of our fears.
And there's chaos when push comes to shove, but it's music to my ears.

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