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bograt

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Toad
« on: March 28, 2015, 05:47:54 am »
You're a champion, keep on keeping on.

Please take on a pair partner that is skilled at c/c++ though in the medium term.

Invite him into your home, get him drunk on whiskey, and trap him or her there.

That's all I had.
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Dyret

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Re: Toad
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2015, 06:19:48 am »
That's illegal you know.
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Re: Toad
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2015, 05:10:10 pm »
done
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Lord_lemonpie

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Re: Toad
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2015, 05:20:22 pm »
What?
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Re: Toad
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2015, 09:48:51 am »
What the hell was that?
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Re: Toad
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2015, 09:52:03 am »
Huh. That escalated really quickly.
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Re: Toad
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2015, 10:03:50 am »
This escaped lunatic appears to actually be an escaped lunatic!
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Re: Toad
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2015, 10:15:23 am »
Move this to the suggestions forum, obviously.
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Re: Toad
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2015, 11:48:30 am »
'This month's donations will be spent on maintaining the infrastructure of the coding dungeons.'
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Dwarf4Explosives

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Re: Toad
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2015, 01:30:14 pm »
Quote from: PTTG?? on March 30, 2015, 10:15:23 am
Move this to the suggestions forum, obviously.
+1.
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Re: Toad
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2015, 01:34:06 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 30, 2015, 11:48:30 am
'This month's donations will be spent on maintaining the infrastructure of the coding dungeons.'

Maintaining the infrastructure of what? All we need is a basement, a door, and an iron bar across it. Maybe a food-chute.
I suppose we need at least a toilet too. He'd be spending much more money on feeding the programmer, mountain dew and fritos cost money you know.

Now that I think about it, modern practices suggest providing for your programmer to make them more productive, and its true a comfortable programmer will be more productive than one locked in a basement against his will, but is it more cost-effective?...
Of course it might not be as scalable...
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Lord_lemonpie

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Re: Toad
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2015, 02:30:55 pm »
Oooh, now I get it. I didn't understand he was talking to Toady. I'm dumb :c
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Re: Toad
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2015, 02:31:09 pm »
Position them over a cage trap and give enough booze to cause unconsciousness and you'll be away.

Surely the mist from a nice indoor waterfall with cure all his woes and increase productivity as desired.
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Re: Toad
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2015, 01:45:42 am »
Quote from: BoredVirulence on March 30, 2015, 01:34:06 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 30, 2015, 11:48:30 am
'This month's donations will be spent on maintaining the infrastructure of the coding dungeons.'
Maintaining the infrastructure of what? All we need is a basement, a door, and an iron bar across it. Maybe a food-chute.
It's all about maintaining the perfect Blood-alcohol concentration to confer superhuman programming abilities.
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Re: Toad
« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2015, 01:54:00 am »
Not again.
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