Sprint for the woods behind my house, making my way away from the people who are no doubt searching my house right now.
(5) You make a clean getaway, you find out a friend managed to erase your debt, the IRS are no longer looking for you.
Go on an epic one-man quest with my trusty shotgun to rid the world of the abomination that is IRS.
(3) You shoot the corpse chunks, it doesn't seem to do much.
Get job in IRS.
(5) You get a job as top operative, your job is to track down those who are not paying their taxes, thanks to a bug in the system you won't have to shoot yourself due to not paying taxes yourself.
Burn and Pillage!
(2) You don't have any matches so you can't burn and you can't see any opportunity for pillaging.
((oh my usual luck 
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Okay wear another costume, cuz i have a lot of costumes in my closet.
BTW they are all the best.
(3) Getting another costume while wrestling with a ninja for your wallet is difficult to say the least, but you manage to get a grip on one of your suits.
Feint a kick. The kick ruse was a distraction! I have the detonator! Threaten to blow up every IRS base in the universe public, hidden and hypothetical all.
(1) The IRS discovered every one of your bombs and attached them to all of your favorite food in the world, alas, you discover this too late as you press the detonator, it's all gone. (1) The IRS agents you were threatening proceed to kill you with throwing knives, RESPAWN Y/N?
Man, I hate my job at IRS.
IM GOING POSTAL!!!
(5) You put a letter in the post strongly listing the precise reasons you hate your job, you get a tremendous raise.
ALRIGHT, I'M A HIGH RANKED MEMBER OF THE ADMINISTRATUM'S THITHE-COLLECTING SERVICE IN THIS SECTOR, AND I HAVE COME WITH A GROUP OF ARBITES TO INVESTIGATE WHY HAVEN'T THE PLANET OF EARTH'S PLANETARY GOVENERS PAYED THEIR THITHE FOR A MEAR CENTURY, AND WHAT PUNISHMENT THEY DESERVE.
(AUTO FAIL) English, please.
Swap places with the IRS agents through the power of interpretive dance.
(1) While you are twirling around in place one of them brings a flame thrower and sets you on fire.
Disguise my house as an abandoned house
(1) You move a potted plant from the left to the right, while doing this you discover your wallet is gone! You see a cackling imp running off into the distance.
Flee from my house and invite everyone to join my revolution against the vile IRS.
(2) You post on Facebook that you are creating a revolution against the IRS, no one comments.
Shit my pants in terror! Drive them away with the awful stench!
(2) You need some new pants, they can't smell it from over there though, (2) bullets go past you like angry insects, one of them blasts your finger to smithereens, you manage to remain more or less alright though.
Start an organization against the IRS.
(6) You manage to recruit a lot of followers, you organize your first meeting, however the IRS find out about it, they send their IRS ninjas, (5) you all manage to repel the ninjas without much trouble, your followers have high spirits.
Burn down my house! And my wallet! They won't get a cent if there's nothing left!
(6) You decide that it would be a fine idea if you burn it down from inside, so you can make sure that nothing gets missed, you are soon stuck inside a burning house full of smoke.
Answer door. Tell them that I am the IRS' IRS and that they must pay their taxes.
(4) They pay their taxes and move on, huh.
Start a church and become immune to the IRS.
(4) You start the church of the money grubbers, or cult, whatever, you aren't sure if it'll keep away the IRS though.
All your rolls are terrible, get better virtual dice.
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