Walk towards Paul's city.
[4] You... walk into the city unharmed... I guess...
POINT OUT THAT THIS "PROBATION" THING IS WAISTING TIME THAT I COULD USE TO GO AFTER THE DANGEROUS CHAOS DAEMON(and what I consider my ultimate enemy) SPONGEBOBIOUS SQUAREPENTIUS. OR AS HE CALLS HIMSELF, "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS"
HE COULD BE ON ANOTHER WORLD RIGHT NOW, REENACTING THE "BIKINI BOTTOMOUS INCIDENT". WHICH A WORLD WAS WROUGHT IN SUCH HORROR THAT THE DETAILS MUST NEVER BE SPOKEN OF UNLESS A MASSIVE ARMY OF SLAANESHI DEMONS ARE INSTANTANEOUSLY SUMMONED ON THE SPOT. OR DOING SOMETHING EVEN MORE HORRID LIKE TURNING A HOUSE INTO SOME SORT OF TITAN-LIKE WAR MACHINE
((lol, waisting, is that like pelvic thrusting?))
[1] They are not convinced that there is a chaotic presence on the planet... but they do think you've been corrupted. It must've been that last mission they sent you on. They execute you on the spot to avoid letting you spout blasphemy and potentially corrupt others. You are now a ghost back on the planet and the Inquisitor fleet has left.
Carry Cryxis on my back and summon a gun for him to use
[1] You can't muster the strength to lift this poor legless sap and throw out your back in the effort. Didn't anyone ever tell you to lift with your legs? No gun for you either.
Pfft, they'll just reincarnate as new salmon.
Ask Doc Brown just what we should do to fix this! Also ask if he brought the DeLorean!
[2] He was distracted by some blinking lights and missed your question. You'll have to speak a little louder next time.
Carry Cryxis on my back and summon a gun for him to use
Use said gun and be Generally me's support gun
[5] There is no gun, but you pretend so that Generally Me feels better. You do such a good job acting that you manage to fire real bullets out of your imaginary gun.
Attempt to get The Cult back on track and repeat my Action if I Succeed, Otherwise just Kill Paul while he was Still Small.
[1] You attempt to bring your Potato cult back together. They leave anyway, and now you've been blacklisted by potatokind. There's not really a turn track in this adventure, so I'll just do the second part now:
[3] You attempt to kill small Paul, but only leave a few bruises on him before you're chased away by his huge entourage.
Carry Cryxis on my back and summon a gun for him to use
Use said gun and be Generally me's support gun
Lets ride and hunt down the blasphemous non supportes of Paul
[2] With your back thrown out, you can't even stand up straight. Better put some ice on that, gramps.
Carry Cryxis on my back and summon a gun for him to use
Use said gun and be Generally me's support gun
Lets ride and hunt down the blasphemous non supportes of Paul
YES, kill the heathens!
[1] You suddenly realize that as the anti-pineapple, YOU are the heathens, and shoot yourself in the head. You are dead, and now a ghost. Stupid super effective imaginary guns.
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