Clean up the entire screen, no robots, no spongebobs, no cult of Paul, no nothing!
Make everything as it was in the first page!
GENESIS!
[3] You succeed... well, almost. We're back to right after Paul got giant...
Lure the pears to Paul
[6] The pears follow you through the time space continuum back to Paul. They see how cool Paul looks with his scars and huge size and run in fear, dragging your now once again ghostly personage with them into the ethereal wilds.
Order the fleet to bombard an area 100 miles wide surrounding Paul. And also bombard Paul while they are at it
[5] They carpet bomb Paul and the region around, of course they don't destroy much because there's not much there, but Paul gets blasted. He's very sad about it, and would much rather you not have done that.
Make Sally strangle Paul
[2] She has a lot of trouble with that since she doesn't exist anymore.
Build a Shrine to the Great Potato and start up a Potato Farm! Preferably FAR, FAR, FAR away from the Church of Paul. Also, Pray for a Potato related Miracle to aid me.
[2] The potato cult fails to traverse time and space to follow the story, so they become irrelevant.
Invoke Azhamoth, Lord of Power, and kick through the prison wall to the outside. Then run the hell away from the prison.
[3] You invoke the power of Azhamoth to free you! But he doesn't feel like it so he sends his intern Greg with a toothbrush and a chainsaw to get you out. But Greg gets called out early, so though you're now free from your cell you're still trapped within the confines of the prison.
Make a big adamantine statue that somehow relates to Paul or something Paul did.
[3] You make a large statue that looks like that time Paul sat there and did nothing for five turns. Ok, so you got lazy and just built a giant chair, but it's not your fault Paul's never done anything memorable but eat ghosts and smile...
Clean up the entire screen, no robots, no spongebobs, no cult of Paul, no nothing!
Make everything as it was in the first page!
GENESIS!
If I still have my USB cord, strangle this guy with it before he can get up to any mischief.
If I don't, well, strangle him with my bare hands. Wait, no, my bear hands. Rawwr.
[6] You retroactively kill him before he pulled the reset with your last breathe. Strangle is dead, and you are dead too because you choked to death. Your bear hands also cause you to be ostracized by the ghost community. The statue miraculously makes it back through the paradoxical warp.
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