Put Paul in a steel box to stop people from eating him.
[5] You seal Paul in a steel box to keep him safe from harm. Nobody will eat Paul while you are around, NOBODY!
Purchase a blender.
[2] You walked into a Pizzeria instead of a blender shop. Curses.
SO HUNGRY MUST EAT
[2] OK, YOU TRY TO EAT SOME PIZZA YOUR BUDDY XANTALOS BROUGHT BUT IT'S TOO HOT
Stitch what remains of Paul back together.
[6] You accidentally repair him so well that there's not more of Paul than you remember. Paul does not disapprove of this development.
Destroy the game by detonating a convenient nearby nuclear bomb.
[5] You blow up the game. Game's over guys, ATHATH decided to break the world.
The Pineapple Trick.
Or, well, the first time we see peoples reaction to it. It's a bit of a read.
Ok then...
[4] You successfully shove the Paul into unmentionable places. Paul doesn't like it there.
Turn Paul into an undying, indigestible pineapple-shaped eldritch horror.
[4] You successfully turn Paul into a horrific abomination of nature. Look how much fun he's having:
Turn Paul into an undying, indigestible pineapple lich.
EXPLODE THIS GUY BEFORE HE DOES IT
WE ALREADY WENT THROUGH YAFB ONCE
[5] You jump back in time and stop Paul from becoming a horrific lich monster. He still smells funny though. Paul appreciates not being monstrous anymore.
Defend the pineapple from eating.
WE ALREADY WENT THROUGH YAFB ONCE
?
[2] You can't find Paul! Where could he have gone? He couldn't be in that metal box, certainly not!
JUST GET MY ENLARGEO RAY AND BLAST IT TO HOUSE SIZE
[6] You turn Paul bigger than a house, he is now the size of a mountain. He seems to be having fun, but wanton destruction is be inevitable at this size. A shame, Galgaria seemed like such a nice place.
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