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[birdy51]

I assault my own freedom of speech.

[Ardent Debater]

Andres assaults Salsacookie and UTTERLY MAIMS HIM. Salsacookies now cannot speak for the next 2 updates. birdy51 attacks himself and is now unable to speak for 2 Posts. You know you guys can actually attack Jim's Mind, But he gets a Massive Bonus to defending it.
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Good Idea Fallatus. Also, I don't want anything to do with that Bucket. I don't want to run to the Police Station, I know this Guy and he's got some Rad skills.

Jim grabs 3 Pistols, 2 Tasers, And 1 Pair of Cheap Handcuffs.

"C'MON Otherwise The Cinder Block Aliens'll Eat Us!"

"OK."

Jimminy Cricket has Joined The Party!

"Hmm, Should we go to the Bomb shelter, Or the Grocery Store?"

Again, Any Advice?

[Aslandus]

The grocery store. They love men in their underwear carrying assault rifles.

[Adragis]

"GOVERNMENT BROADCAST: so, Jim, remember to stock up on food at the grocery store before descending into a bomb shelter."

[Andres]

I assault Generally me.

"Shit, fine, just go to the bomb shelter. Don't stop until you're there, don't take any detours, and keep your damn weapons hidden!"

[BlitzDungeoneer]

The grocery store, I suppose...

[Andres]

"Don't go to the grocery store. You need to keep your head down and incognito. You'll only attract attention at the grocery store, especially with your new 'companion'. Head to the bomb shelter which is supposedly already stocked with supplies and wait for this to all blow over."

Repair Jim's mind

[endlessblaze]

yawwwnnnnn......I'm back guys, sorry im-whoa....what happend here?
-search through memory-

Oh we started driving him insane? Eh, let's go to the bomb shelter.

[Ardent Debater]

Andres attempts to heal Jim's Mind and Succeeds so Well that he's now more Mentally Stable than the average Person, Rendering all Voices unable to speak(post) More than Once per Update!
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OK Grocery Store it is. Why am I thinking to myself? Humph.

"OK Jimminy, Grocery Store it is!"

"Darn Tootin'!"

2 Hours later The Party is standing in front of the Town Dump.

"Welp, Here We Are!"

"What."

[endlessblaze]

we fixed him to much! revert him to the state of an average person!

[Andres]

"Go back to your apartment, grab as much money and valuables as you can, and leave town. You killed two cops in your insanity and bad things will happen if you stay here. If possible, I recommend immigrating to a country that doesn't have an extradition treaty with whatever country you're living in at the moment."

Increase Jim's sanity.

[Ardent Debater]

((Technically, It was three.))

[Aslandus]

Roll in the garbage! It is the one true path!

[Generally me]

Cut Andrés sub conscious head off then throw it repeatedly at Jims sub concious.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

KILL JIMMINY AND TAKE HIS GUN!