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Author Topic: You are the Voices in a Madman's Head  (Read 4801 times)

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Re: You are the Voices in a Madman's Head
« Reply #30 on: March 30, 2015, 10:23:06 am »

Start crying and saying he was trying to get the payment from me. also drop the knife
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Re: You are the Voices in a Madman's Head
« Reply #31 on: March 30, 2015, 11:06:52 am »

I don't think we were on the same page there. Oh well. Take the bucket and flee from the fools who would misunderstand my your genius.

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Re: You are the Voices in a Madman's Head
« Reply #32 on: March 30, 2015, 03:02:35 pm »

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I am NOT Neo and don't want to get riddled with Bullets and There isn't anywhere to flee to, So, Why not?

Jim drops the knife and starts crying about the Hunchback trying to get payment from him.

"We're still going to have to take you into custody, You know."

One of the Cops pulls out a pair of hand-cuffs and another puts on Latex Gloves.

That's not good...
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Re: You are the Voices in a Madman's Head
« Reply #33 on: March 30, 2015, 03:14:08 pm »

WE WARNED YOU! CARROTS AND SOMETHING UP YOUR BUT! Throw the nasty carrots in their faces, run while they're distracted and pray they get infested with a flesh eating virus before they report what happened.

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Re: You are the Voices in a Madman's Head
« Reply #34 on: March 30, 2015, 05:02:22 pm »

Yeah! What that other guy said!
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Re: You are the Voices in a Madman's Head
« Reply #35 on: March 30, 2015, 06:39:35 pm »

Devour the flesh of the mortals! It will give you the strength to ascend to godhood! Be quick, they don't like being eaten!

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Re: You are the Voices in a Madman's Head
« Reply #36 on: March 30, 2015, 08:04:02 pm »

Ah, where am I? Oh, by god. This place is so disgusting. I'd never! What is wrong with you people?!?...... Wait.... Am... Am I... No this can't be.. I'm just a voice? Ah, what's happened to you? My goodness you're a mess. Don't listen to these insane voices! They'll ruin you. Listen to me! Your only grain of sanity
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Re: You are the Voices in a Madman's Head
« Reply #37 on: March 30, 2015, 08:06:30 pm »

Ah, where am I? Oh, by god. This place is so disgusting. I'd never! What is wrong with you people?!?...... Wait.... Am... Am I... No this can't be.. I'm just a voice? Ah, what's happened to you? My goodness you're a mess. Don't listen to these insane voices! They'll ruin you. Listen to me! Your only grain of sanity
Sanity is for the sane! You have voices in your head, it's clearly too late for you!

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Re: You are the Voices in a Madman's Head
« Reply #38 on: March 30, 2015, 08:08:49 pm »

Obey Weegee! Destroy Malleo!
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Re: You are the Voices in a Madman's Head
« Reply #39 on: March 31, 2015, 01:40:37 am »

Try to find out if this guy has any relatives.
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Re: You are the Voices in a Madman's Head
« Reply #40 on: March 31, 2015, 01:50:00 am »

Jim! What in the heavens were you even thinking? Oh gooooood.
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Re: You are the Voices in a Madman's Head
« Reply #41 on: March 31, 2015, 03:37:02 am »

Ah, where am I? Oh, by god. This place is so disgusting. I'd never! What is wrong with you people?!?...... Wait.... Am... Am I... No this can't be.. I'm just a voice? Ah, what's happened to you? My goodness you're a mess. Don't listen to these insane voices! They'll ruin you. Listen to me! Your only grain of sanity
"This guy's not the only one. Just listen to us over the other voices and you should be fine. Now look, you're in really big trouble at the moment. Fighting with the cops will probably get you hurt or worse and it'll only make it harder to defend yourself later on. Put the knife down and go with them."

Try to see if this guy has a history of using drugs to drown out the voices. Also, what's this guy's name?
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Re: You are the Voices in a Madman's Head
« Reply #42 on: March 31, 2015, 05:30:51 am »

His name is Jim, fellow voice. Now Jim, I want you to calmly and clearly think about this situation, process what has happened, formulate a plan or plea for court, then let us take over and disregard everything you just did, simultaneously starting a cult.
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Re: You are the Voices in a Madman's Head
« Reply #43 on: March 31, 2015, 05:35:42 am »

Hello, Jim. How are you today?
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Re: You are the Voices in a Madman's Head
« Reply #44 on: March 31, 2015, 05:51:24 am »

Hello, Jim. How are you today?
"The guy was just driven to insanity, killed someone in his insanity, and now cops are arresting him. He's not doing well so please be a little more sensitive."
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