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[PrivateNomad]

CARROTS GIVE YOU VISION, VISION LETS YOU TRIUMPH OVER YOUR ENEMIES. SALT THE WOUNDS, KILL THEM ALL

[Araph]

YOU CAN'T HAVE MADNESS WITHOUT CHEEEEEEESE

GET CHEESE

GET IT AND PUT IT IN YOUR FACE HOLE

CHEESE FOR EVERYONE

[Ardent Debater]

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Jim sits up and scowls, "BAH! Just Lemme Sleep!"

He hears knocking on the door and a Voice,

"I'm hear to sell me Carrots!"

Why, Just, Why does this occur at 12:00?!? If you've got any advice I'd like to hear it.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Cos carrots are good for seeing in night! And everyone likes the night! Right? Right? Right. That's why you should stay up.

[The Froggy Ninja]

Spend two months getting the funding and designing a rot ray. Spend an additional month prototyping it. Then either finalize it or use the prototype to destroy his carrots. He's not shoving carrots in your but no sir!

[technicallyAdventurer]

oh nooooWe're going to die we're going to die they've found us and we're going to die.

Wait, maybe it's not too late. Jim, exit through the back door. You do remember how to operate your legs, right? Come on, it's not too far...

[Salsacookies]

"YOU DON'T NEED DAMN CARROTS! WHATCHU GONNA DO, MAKE CARROT JUICE?! GET MAD, I DONT NEED YOUR DAMB CARROTS, WHATAMI GONNA DO WITH THESE!? IM GONNA MAKE INCENDIARY FIRE CARROTS, PUT EM ON A FULL AUTO CROSSBOW, AND BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!! WITH THE CARROTS!"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

You like your behind's structural integrity to stay the same, I advise you RUN AND RUN FAR BEFORE HE GETS THAT CARROT NEAR YOU

[Adragis]

"Hello, Jim! I'm your subconscious!  We're... just... Having difficulty with... The radio reception."

[Generally me]

"Hello, Jim! I'm your subconscious!  We're... just... Having difficulty with... The radio reception."

*sub-consciously beats you up for not talking about carrots

STEAL HIS CARROTS

[Ardent Debater]

Adragis029 has been subconsciously attacked by Generally me and rolled lower, Rendering him Unable to speak for the next 3 Posts!
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I don't really know how to prototype a Rot-Ray, I don't really want carrots to begin with, And I don't have a Back door, But I could jump down the 30 Stories to reach the Pavement, But I won't do that.

Jim grabs his Trusty Kitchen Knife and looks through the door to see a 300 pound Bald Hunchback carrying a Bucket of Orange Pulp with lumps in it.

"Imma Sellin' Me sum Lemon Juice for only 200 dollars a Pound, Geddit while it's Hot!"

What, Why, How, But The... The,@!&*&!*()#&!)&!

Jim just bombed a Willpower Roll and is going to be Three Times as Susceptible to Inane Actions for the Next Turn.

IT'S ALL SO CLEAR!!!

[The Froggy Ninja]

Kick this Igor in the giblets and steal his bucket. For research!

[technicallyAdventurer]

Um, um, open the door and run, hoping that the door will make contact with his face and knock him out so he won't run after you?

[Ardent Debater]

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YES, YES, YES!!!

Jim charges the Hunchback and crushes his Giblets. Causing the Hunchback to die slowly and Painfully, "Why Armok, Why?!?!""HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!"

A few policemen walk around the hall corner and notice the Brutal Murder Scene.

Jim realizes that he's only armed with a Kitchen Knife and simultaneously comes to his senses and facepalms.

"Oh Boy..."

"Stop right there and drop your Weapon!"

 

[Salsacookies]

You are Neo, the Chosen One. Do cool Slo-Mo things, and block their bullets, with your mind.