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Author Topic: Bay12 Zerglings: HUGO SMASH! Also Kill Stealing and Tactical Corpses.  (Read 35310 times)

Salsacookies

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Re: Bay12 Heroes: Let's try this again!
« Reply #60 on: May 03, 2015, 09:20:33 pm »
PRAISE THE CHUNKS!!!
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Re: Bay12 Heroes: Let's try this again!
« Reply #61 on: May 03, 2015, 10:02:34 pm »
The fact that everyone has only two hitpoints is somewhat worrying hilarious.
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Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Bay12 Heroes: Let's try this again!
« Reply #62 on: May 03, 2015, 10:18:30 pm »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on May 03, 2015, 10:02:34 pm
The fact that everyone has only two hitpoints is somewhat worrying hilarious.
The fact that the goblins have 3, even more so
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Re: Bay12 Heroes: Let's try this again!
« Reply #63 on: May 03, 2015, 10:19:55 pm »
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Re: Bay12 Heroes: Let's try this again!
« Reply #64 on: May 03, 2015, 10:44:30 pm »
Catfight time! Scratch goblin 1's eyes out!
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highmax28

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Re: Bay12 Heroes: Let's try this again!
« Reply #65 on: May 04, 2015, 12:04:29 am »
Wait, I thought I was still up on the waitlist?  :'(
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: Bay12 Heroes: Let's try this again!
« Reply #66 on: May 04, 2015, 12:41:49 am »
You are...

Mastahcheese, hurry up and kill some people. The waitlist must flow!
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on November 15, 2013, 01:23:21 pm
Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
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The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

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Re: Bay12 Heroes: Let's try this again!
« Reply #67 on: May 04, 2015, 12:44:30 am »
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Re: Bay12 Heroes: Let's try this again!
« Reply #68 on: May 04, 2015, 10:02:37 am »
Quote from: NAV on May 04, 2015, 12:41:49 am
You are...

Mastahcheese, hurry up and kill some people. The waitlist must flow!
I'm pretty sure when the Canadian toaster and Canadian head banging clown show up (it is still based on your profile pic, right?) then I'm pretty sure we can team up and cause it to flow faster... ;D
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

"Guardian" and Sigfriend Of Necrothreat
Quote from: mastahcheese on October 03, 2012, 06:13:55 pm
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

mastahcheese

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Re: Bay12 Heroes: Let's try this again!
« Reply #69 on: May 04, 2015, 08:40:46 pm »
Dermonster casts Eldritch Tentacle!
All enemies take 1 damage!
Salsacookies casts Praise the Chunks!
It heals all allies for 1 damage!
...But all allies are already at full health!
Peradon attacks Goblin 1 with his claws!
Goblin 1 takes 1 damage!



~Enemies~

Goblin 1 sees an opening, and runs up to Remuthra!
Goblin 1 slashes Remuthra with his sword!
Remuthra's unprotected body takes 2 damage!
Remuthra dies!
Goblin 2 sees an opening, and runs up to MrVoid!
Goblin 2 slashes MrVoid with his sword!
MrVoid's unprotected body takes 2 damage!
MrVoid dies!



Goblin 1 | HP: 1/3
Goblin 2 | HP: 2/3

Remuthra | HP: 0/2 | MP: 1/1
Dermonster | HP: 2/2 | MP: 0/1
Peradon | HP: 2/2 | MP: 1/1
MrVoid | HP: 0/2 | MP: 1/1
Salsacookies | HP: 2/2 | MP: 0/1
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

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Re: Bay12 Heroes: Let's try this again!
« Reply #70 on: May 04, 2015, 08:42:11 pm »
Reanimate dead friends! Have them attack!

Deja vu?
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Bay12 Heroes: Let's try this again!
« Reply #71 on: May 04, 2015, 08:46:01 pm »
Quote from: Dermonster on May 04, 2015, 08:42:11 pm
Reanimate dead friends! Have them attack!

Deja vu?
You used your only Magic Point, you won't be able to do anything but normal attacks until you find a way to get that back.
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Quote from: Toady One on March 26, 2015, 10:15:00 am
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

Dermonster

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Re: Bay12 Heroes: Let's try this again!
« Reply #72 on: May 04, 2015, 08:47:51 pm »
But Derm never had anything like mana. Things just happened constantly.

Throw Salsa at a goblin
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

Orange Wizard

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Re: Bay12 Heroes: Let's try this again!
« Reply #73 on: May 04, 2015, 08:48:30 pm »
That was beautiful.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Bay12 Heroes: Let's try this again!
« Reply #74 on: May 04, 2015, 09:03:06 pm »
Ok then.... What can I do with my MP?
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Ya'll need Jesus. Just sayin'.
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